Do haberdasheries still sell onions?

[KS55]

Do Ice Cream vans still sell heroin?

Our local van used to sell a little skunk, but not part of the official Mr. Whippy menu.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Our local van used to sell a little skunk,

To our Nancy?

 

[idahoblues]

Do Ice Cream vans still sell heroin?

We had an ice crush/ smoothie van that sold marching powder, long gone now

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Where I live, The oldest shop in the high street still observes half-day closing, has all the socks and underwear in drawers behind the counter and everything else in cupboards. Nothing on rails, just sales assistants. No one goes into the shop and "escapes" without buying something. You buy shoes? what about some new socks? shoe polish? spare laces? door mat?
I took my son there for school shoes, size 4, "Sorry sir, don't have that size, could do you 3 1/2 with 10% discount?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Where I live, The oldest shop in the high street still observes half-day closing, has all the socks and underwear in drawers behind the counter and everything else in cupboards. Nothing on rails, just sales assistants. No one goes into the shop and "escapes" without buying something. You buy shoes? what about some new socks? shoe polish? spare laces? door mat?
I took my son there for school shoes, size 4, "Sorry sir, don't have that size, could do you 3 1/2 with 10% discount?

Brilliant...some shops round here still do the half day closing on a wednesday, butchers, clothes shop, hiking / walking shop, some even dont bother opening on a monday let alone a bank holiday and during the summer when it's heaving with tourists and day trippers they dont open on a sunday.....these same shop keepers will then tell how things are going downhill, business has dried up, everythings on line. No it aint...you just cant be bothered.

 

[Really_here]

Where I live, The oldest shop in the high street still observes half-day closing, has all the socks and underwear in drawers behind the counter and everything else in cupboards. Nothing on rails, just sales assistants. No one goes into the shop and "escapes" without buying something. You buy shoes? what about some new socks? shoe polish? spare laces? door mat?
I took my son there for school shoes, size 4, "Sorry sir, don't have that size, could do you 3 1/2 with 10% discount?

Tut tut , Squeezing kids feet into shoes too small is just wrong no matter how much they knock off the price.

 

[andthesunshineband]

I know it's on the ground floor with stationery and leather goods.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Do Selfridges sell fridges.
Just wondering as there are no boots in Boots

 

[mr t]

I remember going in a small shop in St Annes about 25 years ago called B & M Bargains. It sold everything but the kitchen sink and folk loved it.
And just look at them now……….

 

[NZBlue]

Yes pal they are now called Aldi. Onions are in the fruit and veg section and all that other shit you need is in the middle aisles.

Yes pal they are now called Aldi. Onions are in the fruit and veg section and all that other shit you don't need but why should that stop you is in the middle aisles.


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