Do I eat now?

gordondaviesmoustache said:
I’m not very good at acquiring provisions. I eat out breakfast, lunch and dinner, virtually 7 days a week. Have done for years.
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No wonder your a fat ****. Hell mend you. :)

Learn to cook, it’s easy. You’re not getting any younger, think of it as the slide into fatcuntness, picture your fat **** future self, soak him in, dwell on how you would feel if you could watch him from across the street. Feel the pain of that, then imagine eating a pie supper. and thinking, how many of them before I am that?

When I chucked smoking 15 years ago I became a fat ****. I am just a **** now. You could be that **** too. Don’t give up. I’m fucking gorgeous now.

Or maybe you just like big shirts? :)
 
Magicpole said:
No wonder your a fat ****. Hell mend you. :)

Learn to cook, it’s easy. You’re not getting any younger, think of it as the slide into fatcuntness, picture your fat **** future self, soak him in, dwell on how you would feel if you could watch him from across the street. Feel the pain of that, then imagine eating a pie supper. and thinking, how many of them before I am that?

When I chucked smoking 15 years ago I became a fat ****. I am just a **** now. You could be that **** too. Don’t give up. I’m fucking gorgeous now.

Or maybe you just like big shirts? :)
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I’m only a couple of stone overweight, but it’s an enduring and never-ending battle I wage against my weight and not one I’ll ever conquer, I fear.

I’m a good cook, but too lazy to apply myself to the task. I work very hard in my job, but I have an enormous capacity for laziness within my personal life. Prefer someone else to put the work into my food.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
I’m only a couple of stone overweight, but it’s an enduring and never-ending battle I wage against my weight and not one I’ll ever conquer, I fear.

I’m a good cook, but too lazy to apply myself to the task. I work very hard in my job, but I have an enormous capacity for laziness within my personal life. Prefer someone else to put the work into my food.
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I hear you. But as I said, picture your future you waddling along the road. :)

It worked for me. I still eat, I just cut down the junk and reduced my beer intake.

As I returned to myself I realised that not having to wince every time I passed a reflective shop window was worth it. Healthier too.
 
the best way to lose weight is go to the doctors and get him to book you in the hospital and have a operation called double ass hole
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Or in six hours?

Simply can’t have both, trying (slowly) to lose weight.

Which one? - same calories btw (about 1,200)

‘Now’ involves a 24 hour Tesco, with all the choice that provides; six hours is a good brekky place: great soda bread, Cumberland sausage and poached eggs.

The agony of choice....
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Are you doing an intermittent fast??

If you're hungry at midnight, as long as you empty your bladder before sleeping, drink water... and then sleep.

Your body will keep you alive by gorging on the fat you have stored within you.

Thank me later...
 
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