DO NOT

[stonie]

chop up hot chilli's,make a curry then once cooked watch tv and scratch your knackers..............

 

[Benarbia]

Duly noted, although I must add, after touching food I always wash my hands xclean

 

[stonie]

Duly noted, although I must add, after touching food I always wash my hands xclean

normally do before and after but just slipped my mind as i monged out on the couch..

 

[mat]

Daft ****.

 

[brass neck]

chop up hot chilli's,make a curry then once cooked watch tv and scratch your knackers..............

Or finger your bird..as I did when I was a student...It didnt go down very well as I recall!!!!!!!

 

[Pearcey]

The true moral of this story, is don't cook... get the missus to do it.

 

[maxflicity]

chop up hot chilli's,make a curry then once cooked watch tv and scratch your knackers..............

Doing it the other way and scratching ya knackers then cooking can add some nice flavour to your food.....................

 

[es1]

or as i did at the begining of the summer...grind up dried chilis...then blow into the bowl to get the smal bits out..got a shit load in my eyes...hurt like hell...wont be doing that again in a hurry

 

[Dogtanian]

putting ralgex on then scratching is a no no as well, the pain still haunts my dreams

 

[mcfc_ms]

Deep heat gel on the bollocks after a hot bath is worse

Jesus Christ that is painful!

 

[brass neck]

putting ralgex on then scratching is a no no as well, the pain still haunts my dreams

Just reminded me of big tough cumbrian farmer doing exactly that... 15 mins before a rugby match when I was a young man. I can still hear the screams now!!!!!!!!!

 

[BlueMo']

chop up hot chilli's,make a curry then once cooked watch tv and scratch your knackers..............

Or finger your bird..as I did when I was a student...It didnt go down very well as I recall!!!!!!!

Classic.