Do you know what i've not had for years

[Patientman63]

sherbert dip

 

[erocsevil]

a 99.

Thats cos its always too fucking cold!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Joan Collins?

 

[Randomer]

hair stuck at the back of my throat ... used to get them all the time

Finally got rid of a hair that had been stuck at the back of my throat for a good 2 weeks. It is possibly the most irritating thing in the world!!

 

[Pigeonho]

....this much optimism for City. Not off-topic, I know, but COME ON YOU FUCKIN BLUE BASTARDS!!!!!!

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

an epiphany.

 

[bornblueegg]

Splinters are on the decline in this country due to lack of media coverage and global warning. But they wait and watch and one day they will return...

 

[bluesteve1964]

hair stuck at the back of my throat ... used to get them all the time

Finally got rid of a hair that had been stuck at the back of my throat for a good 2 weeks. It is possibly the most irritating thing in the world!!

When I was about 8 or 9 eating my dinner I felt a hair in my mouth, managed to find it and pulled it out. Must have been one of my mums long hairs cos as I pulled it I felt something coming back up my throat and wrapped round the hair was a chewed up chip I'd just swallowed. Still makes me gip thinking about it now.

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

A home knitted jumper.

 

[talkativesprout]

A splinter. Used to get them all the time as well.

I had one a few years back that put me in hospital for 5 days, now thats a proper splinter