I’m a full time arse sitter, when I wasn’t sat of my arse in the Office I was sat on my arse in the car travelling around the East of England.
My first two jobs were in an Accounts Office then as a Manager for William Hill, both involved copious amounts of arse sitting. For my last 10 years of work I ran and drove a van for my small transport business, both roles sat on my arse.
I always sit at the game, sit on a stool at the bar in my local or at a table and can be quite prolific sat on my arse at home.
The only time I’m not sat down these days is when playing golf but in the clubhouse before and after I’m sat on my arse, reckon I’m a right lazy bastard these days.