Do you pee in the shower?

[jimharri]

In the shower? Jesus, I still piss the bed!

 

[kev1961]

In the shower? Jesus, I still piss the bed!

so do i !!

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

In the shower? Jesus, I still piss the bed!

so do i !!

You've lost a few pounds..

 

[Neville the rat boy]

No but i hear David Charlton does

 

[tommybooth]

bloke i knew worked in a special handling cell whilst in the RAF. Nobody would come to give him a break so he shat down the sink and then had to use a pencil to get rid!

and yes i do piss in the shower but don't tell the wife.

 

[The Silver Surfer]

What's next picking your arse and rolling your shit in to ball shapes and pretending they're Maltesers and offering them to people.

Now your just being unrealistic

There was an old women me mam used to look after when she was a carer. This old women really did used to pick her arse and roll her shit in to little balls then place them into an empty Maltesers box and offer them to people.

A friend of mine said there's a woman who does this all day long at Prestwich Mental Hospital.

I think Maltesers should sue the ****.


I piss in the shower myself and I dont care.

Its not like im pissing all over the shampoo bottles is it? If you have good aim like I do then the piss wont splash and is swept away by the water. For good measure manually swish water everywhere in the bath/cubicle.

I've done this since I was a kid. Im not a fat slob or been lobotomized or anything and I am a decent person.

So there. :p

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I piss in the shower even when the water is not running just for a laugh.

 

[SWP's back]

Anyone that doesn't piss in the shower is a fucking homo.

 

[Sven's Fluffer]

I pee in the shower. Doing my bit for the environment I reckon, not wasting all that water on a flush. In fact, anyone who doesnt pee in the shower should subject to some kind of environment tax the tree killing bastards.
Anyone got a pee bush in the back garden. I havent, just someone I know does thats all.... Same person often gets in drunk and cant be arsed going all the way upstairs. Same person is also afraid that his mrs will hear what time he really got in at.

 

[davymcfc]

Yeah.