Do you shave your balls?

Psychedelic Casual said:
Yes, it’s hygienic. I use a Bic two-blade throwaway razor. I keep it simple now after an incident I had about fifteen years ago.

I can only describe this as the most painful experience of my life when I decided to use a girlfriend’s Veet hair removal cream to get rid of my scrotum hair. I got them out and slapped this cream on but very quickly I started to smell a burning flesh smell, I looked down and the skin of my scrotum looked like it was melting. That watery blood you get from the top layers of skin disappearing started to appear so I quickly filled the sink with cold water and dipped my balls in, washed off the cream and then lay on the floor for a few minutes in pain.

That wasn’t the worst pain of the ordeal though. I was worried about the skin so I had a look around the girl’s bathroom products and saw some toner. I thought “that’ll tighten the skin up a bit and it should heal well” and I slapped a bit of that on.

I can only describe the pain at that very moment as what the dinosaurs must have felt the moment the meteor crashed into Earth and all life was obliterated. Have you ever jumped in freezing cold water and it’s such a shock to the system that it takes your breath away? Have you ever been so high up that your body goes weak? Well all of that happened in that very moment.

At first I was panicking so much I ran around her flat in the buff, then it sort of knocked me out for a bit and I lay on the floor for about fifteen minutes, half crying, half hysterical.

FUCK ME, NOW THAT WAS PAIN AT IT’S GREATEST!
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LMFAO! Top quality amusement PC: )

As Jackie Wilson almost sang .....

Well, look at bare, look at bare
look at bare look at bare sack, tee-hee

Well, look at bare, look at bare
look at bare look at bare sack, PC: /

Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oooh, gee!

Well, he's not fine, fine, fine
he's not fine, f-f-fine
he's not fine
he's not fine, fine, fine

he's really veet, the fiery-ist sack you never wanna veet.

Oh oh oh oh ...



Cock a doodle don't!!! ; )

 
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Just use a blowtorch. It's the same principle as singeing the feathers off a turkey, and you can't accidentally slice your knackers off if you get a bout of hiccups.
 
BlueMoonRisin' said:
LMFAO! Top quality amusement PC: )

As Jackie Wilson almost sang .....

Well, look at bare, look at bare
look at bare look at bare sack, tee-hee

Well, look at bare, look at bare
look at bare look at bare sack, PC: /

Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oooh, gee!

Well, he's not fine, fine, fine
he's not fine, f-f-fine
he's not fine
he's not fine, fine, fine

he's really veet, the fiery-ist sack you never wanna veet.

Oh oh oh oh ...



Cock a doodle don't!!! ; )

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Most worrying post in years on here.

Good work ;)
 
BlueMoonRisin' said:
LMFAO! Top quality amusement PC: )

As Jackie Wilson almost sang .....

Well, look at bare, look at bare
look at bare look at bare sack, tee-hee

Well, look at bare, look at bare
look at bare look at bare sack, PC: /

Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oooh, gee!

Well, he's not fine, fine, fine
he's not fine, f-f-fine
he's not fine
he's not fine, fine, fine

he's really veet, the fiery-ist sack you never wanna veet.

Oh oh oh oh ...



Cock a doodle don't!!! ; )

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I’ve had tattoos since that have felt like a money spider walking up my arm in comparison! I dislocated my ankle once and I was in less pain.

Moral of my story is: use Immac, not Veet! Haha
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
I’ve had tattoos since that have felt like a money spider walking up my arm in comparison! I dislocated my ankle once and I was in less pain.

Moral of my story is: use Immac, not Veet! Haha
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I'll stick to my trimmer and scissor work mate, definitely whilst sober!

Most excruciating pain I've ever felt was kidney stone pain. If someone had passed me a gun I'd have shot myself... Also the vasectomy I had in 04 was pain I never want or will(fortunately) ever experience again!
 
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