Do you smoke?

I fucking smoke.What of it?

You are born.You will die at a giving time.Be it run over by a bus or an airline disaster,you can't change it.So my advice is...

Enjoy life.If you want a beer have one.Cigar?Smoke the fucker.It's all the same.Blow it in peoples fat fucking faces.In public.Especially if they turn their noses up or say they have kids.Light up indoors.Fuck em.
 
HAVE SOME FUCKING BACKBONE THE LOT OF YA. fuckin makes me sick hearing all the bleeding heart stories that come out.

they are like burgers or newspapers, you cant stop because you dont want to stop. just turn it in and become a better person.
ever heard of will power, other wise known as self respect.
 
BimboBob said:
I fucking smoke.What of it?

You are born.You will die at a giving time.Be it run over by a bus or an airline disaster,you can't change it.So my advice is...

Enjoy life.If you want a beer have one.Cigar?Smoke the fucker.It's all the same.Blow it in peoples fat fucking faces.In public.Especially if they turn their noses up or say they have kids.Light up indoors.Fuck em.

I was in your place.

In fact I'm not that far away from it now.

But smoking will rob you of your enjoyment of life. People say it all the time - I wish I'd.........
 
myleftfoot said:
HAVE SOME FUCKING BACKBONE THE LOT OF YA. fuckin makes me sick hearing all the bleeding heart stories that come out.

they are like burgers or newspapers, you cant stop because you dont want to stop. just turn it in and become a better person.
ever heard of will power, other wise known as self respect.

I like to smoke.I have will power and self respect but i still like to smoke.A lot.I like the buzz.I like the taste.I like the way people tut when you light up.Nothing better than a winged back armchair,a fine scotch,a roaring fire and a cigar.

Rest of you? Gays and poofs.Real men smoke.
 
der-bomber said:
All hideous, dirty, filthy , nicotine stained, vile, stale-tobacco reeking smokers should be shot.......

/waves.


Why exactly?

That's very close to the ideals of a certain Mr Hitler.I don't smoke so all people who do should be shot.
Lets all go for a beer and make up.I'll blow smoke in your face and you can light a peace pipe with no nicotine in it and clutch your worry beads.
 
der-bomber said:
All hideous, dirty, filthy , nicotine stained, vile, stale-tobacco reeking smokers should be shot.......
What about pot smokers? I think that's worse - they should be...........what......................

oh fuck I can't be arsed remembering - pass the fucking family bag of revels my way - hahahahha

Oh and the pringles and who's brewing up?
 
do i smoke? shit yeah. loads. so much so i forgot capital letters exist. been a bad few month for me and everytime one of my closest mates or family get taken from me i think; fuck it, i'm stopping. do yer know what though? I'd rather be with them.
 
SambaBoys said:
Blue Dan said:
I've smoked for the past 3 or 4 years and I f*cking love it. I don't smoke that heavily, especially since moving back home and having to go out in the garden to do it. I'd say I probably smoke 12 a day, give or take.

I nearly quit last week actually. Under pressure from my mum who wants me to give up and due to the fact that I was skint I didn't smoke for four days. I found it quite easy actually, just the odd craving here and there. Then, like the OP, I went out drinking, had a few cigs and I'm back on it now, much to the dismay of my ma.

The thing is, I know it's stupid, a waste of money and will undoubtedly shave a few years off my life but it's also something I really enjoy. I think smokers should be allowed to choose their own fate without governmental bodies (who just pretend to give a shit because they have to) and non-smokers getting pious. The smoking ban was a great idea - I agree that non-smokers shouldn't have to inhale our smoke - yet still many feel the need to preach. Like all great things in life, smoking is bad for my health and my mum doesn't like it.

In the words of the late, great Bill Hicks: "Non-smokers die everyday." Get over yourself.


I am sure Roy Castle agrees with the final Quote!
It's quite interesting to note that apparently Roy Castle, when he died, was the first medically proven death by passive smoking ....................and he's a Record Breaker!!!
 

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