Does anyone hate Assley Cole more than me???

World Class player.

Gets to nail Cheryl.

Hate him for those reasons.
 
BlueMoon93 said:
He's the best left back in the world, plays for the best team in England, one of the first names on the team sheet for England, earns lots of money, has a stunning bird. Is that why you don't like him cos I bet you'd love to be him?
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Absolutely hate the little ****, great player and all but I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire the mobile phone shoving bastard.
 
MadchesterCity said:
Can you explain the mobile phone up his ass then??
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He was one of a number of people allegedly caught with Sol Campbell, allegedly, playing an alleged sex game, allegedly, whereby you take a mobile phone (that's on silent/vibrate), insert it up yer bum and allegedly get yer mate to phone you so the phone vibrations, allegedly, create a pleasing sensation - allegedly!
 
Think I might be missing something, but I really (in the grand scheme of stunningly beautiful women) don't think she is all that.
 
strongbowholic said:
Think I might be missing something, but I really (in the grand scheme of stunningly beautiful women) don't think she is all that.
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