Does my dog need his...

[rushts]

..balls chopping off?

He's doing my head in at the minute. Is it a job i could do myself at home?
(i hate paying for jobs i can do myself).

 

[DelToro]

..balls chopping off?

He's doing my head in at the minute. Is it a job i could do myself at home?
(i hate paying for jobs i can do myself).

Practice on yourself first.

 

[Paladin]

My dog had seven teeth extracted yesterday at an average of £28 per tooth. She's in a sorry state today!

 

[rushts]

My dog had seven teeth extracted yesterday at an average of £28 per tooth. She's in a sorry state today!

This is what i mean, you can get a good set of pliers from screwfix for £7.99.

 

[Tanzeylee]

..balls chopping off?

He's doing my head in at the minute. Is it a job i could do myself at home?
(i hate paying for jobs i can do myself).

I've got a dog spaying kit in the draw, it consists of, rope gaffer tape and ghb.

Oh wait wrong kit...

 

[rushts]

..balls chopping off?

He's doing my head in at the minute. Is it a job i could do myself at home?
(i hate paying for jobs i can do myself).

Practice on yourself first.

Fuck that i've only got 1.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Simply put a cable tie around his nuts and tighten, wait a few days, maybe a week and they'll drop off. All neat and tidy, no problems.

Don't forget the muzzle.

 

[rushts]

Simply put a cable tie around his nuts and tighten, wait a few days, maybe a week and they'll drop off. All neat and tidy, no problems.

Don't forget the muzzle.

Just to confirm, does the muzzle go on his cock? I was planning on letting him keep that..

 

[mscenterh750]

Just wank it off until he's run out of spunk, or if you don't want the mess just suck and swallow. Great for your complexion according to a mate of mine, not as salty tasting either.

 

[rushts]

Just wank it off until he's run out of spunk, or if you don't want the mess just suck and swallow. Great for your complexion according to a mate of mine, not as salty tasting either.

That is just plain cruel. I was thinking of a more humane method like the bread knife and a few plasters.