Does your lady wear stockings?

Damocles said:
mergatroid said:
Well does she? I'm seeeing a new lady as my last one (a Hooters waitress) had certain hygene issues that couldn't be resolved. My new lady who I met working in a bar recently always wears stockings and garter belts and looks amazing. I've never been a big fan of pantyhose on women but stockings and garter belts are such a turn un. Do most of your partners wear stockings or pantyhose?

Why do you pretend to be from the US, when your IP address points to Norwich and your email equates to various social media accounts based in the UK?

Serious question.

Serious answer (been through this before my friend), work laptop so I use proxy server to protect my viewing habbits. Other mods has verified various IP's including Chicago on other posts. I use a gmail account as recomended by a colleague for email. I assume when I log on each time my IP changes? No offense I'm here in LA though.
 
Damocles said:
Timmmmahhhh said:
hahahahaha, you can tell all that?

Where does mine say I am from? Not trying to be clever just interested!!

Your name is Tim LXXX, you are 28, you have an iPhone (before this had an N95), like going to the gym, going biking and playing on your PS3. You also enjoy reading books, mainly mystery/thrillers like Karen Rose and Richard Matheson.

Also, saw your Q&A articles in Scouseland. You should write more. Oh, and Virgin are shit mate, you should switch to Sky Broadband.


ooooh do me....!!!
 
Damocles said:
mergatroid said:
Well does she? I'm seeeing a new lady as my last one (a Hooters waitress) had certain hygene issues that couldn't be resolved. My new lady who I met working in a bar recently always wears stockings and garter belts and looks amazing. I've never been a big fan of pantyhose on women but stockings and garter belts are such a turn un. Do most of your partners wear stockings or pantyhose?

Why do you pretend to be from the US, when your IP address points to Norwich and your email equates to various social media accounts based in the UK?

Serious question.

Just for the last one Dammo, tell me about me please.
 
mergatroid said:
I love her wearing those black seamed stockings with her high heels, she looks absolutely stunning in them. I'm seeing her later tonight for drinks and she's promised me she'll wear her basque too. It's like Christmas coming early!!!

That's tame.

Tell her to put a mask on, kidnap you and subject you to waterboarding while you masturbate. That's how we do it in the pros.
 
nashark said:
mergatroid said:
I love her wearing those black seamed stockings with her high heels, she looks absolutely stunning in them. I'm seeing her later tonight for drinks and she's promised me she'll wear her basque too. It's like Christmas coming early!!!

That's tame.

Tell her to put a mask on, kidnap you and subject you to waterboarding while you masturbate. That's how we do it in the pros.

LMFAO
 
softlad said:
Damocles said:
Your name is Tim LXXX, you are 28, you have an iPhone (before this had an N95), like going to the gym, going biking and playing on your PS3. You also enjoy reading books, mainly mystery/thrillers like Karen Rose and Richard Matheson.

Also, saw your Q&A articles in Scouseland. You should write more. Oh, and Virgin are shit mate, you should switch to Sky Broadband.


ooooh do me....!!!

Insurance salesmen are boring
 
Damocles said:
Timmmmahhhh said:
hahahahaha, you can tell all that?

Where does mine say I am from? Not trying to be clever just interested!!

Your name is Tim LXXX, you are 28, you have an iPhone (before this had an N95), like going to the gym, going biking and playing on your PS3. Not sure if you still have your Wii. You also enjoy reading books, mainly mystery/thrillers like Karen Rose and Richard Matheson.

Also, saw your Q&A articles in Scouseland. You should write more. Oh, and Virgin are shit mate, you should switch to Sky Broadband.
Fuckinhell Damocles you know some shit lad and keeping on the right side of you lol!!!!!!!
 
buzzer1 said:
Damocles said:
Why do you pretend to be from the US, when your IP address points to Norwich and your email equates to various social media accounts based in the UK?

Serious question.

Just for the last one Dammo, tell me about me please.

Not much for you Paul. Have a feeling that your missus was conducting that lovely shoebox idea, but you're pretty off the grid.
 
Damocles said:
Timmmmahhhh said:
hahahahaha, you can tell all that?

Where does mine say I am from? Not trying to be clever just interested!!

Your name is Tim LXXX, you are 28, you have an iPhone (before this had an N95), like going to the gym, going biking and playing on your PS3. Not sure if you still have your Wii. You also enjoy reading books, mainly mystery/thrillers like Karen Rose and Richard Matheson.

Also, saw your Q&A articles in Scouseland. You should write more. Oh, and Virgin are shit mate, you should switch to Sky Broadband.

You have my Twitter, it's linked to my Facebook, my Facebook has my PS3, the books on it as well as RunKeeper which covers the cycling.

The N95 bit is good, not sure how you know that, the Scouseland thing I presume was the article about City at the beginning of the season? I'd be interested to know.

And I am at my bird's it's her internet, as long as she is paying she can get what she wants!!

A PM with just how much of that you didn't get from my Facebook would be appreciated, but pretty much bang on!!
 

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