Dog poo!

Feed-The-Goat said:
go pick it up and throw it at her.
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laughed a worrying kind of laugh. although if he does that, she's sort of won.

i'd develop your idea though as it has legs. what about he stands in the garden with a golf club, when she comes out the front door he's primed. a shout of "FORE!". a swish of aluminium and an air-borne turd.

may have to wait a while for her to need milk or bread but worth it in the long run.
 
It’s no problem this time of year, wait until it’s all frozen, you get the lot even if it’s runny and you don’t need gloves! Hope this has helped.
 
pee dubya said:
Think back, far, far back.

Who was the first person to utter the words - should we get a dog?

That person picks up the shit.
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I couldn't have put it better myself sir!<br /><br />-- Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:56 pm --<br /><br />
The Frontzeck said:
It’s no problem this time of year, wait until it’s all frozen, you get the lot even if it’s runny and you don’t need gloves! Hope this has helped.
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And i'm warming to this one as well....!
 
I have more issues with cretinous owners who think they can let thier canine excreet everywhere and not pick it up. I would honestly have a shoot on site policyu if an owner allows their dog to do this on your land.
 
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