Dogging!

sweynforkbeard said:
mancmackem said:
Someone put up that they enjoy collecting stamps and listening to Bill Tarmey (Jack Duckworth) songs. Must have been a wind up!

Why you feel the need to mock I don't know. I have enjoyed my hobby of fellately for some time now and love Tarmey's easy listening groove.

Is fellately a mixture of Philately and fellatio? That could be interesting especially when involving Bill Tarmey;-)
 
Bluebird1 said:
sweynforkbeard said:
Why you feel the need to mock I don't know. I have enjoyed my hobby of fellately for some time now and love Tarmey's easy listening groove.

Is fellately a mixture of Philately and fellatio? That could be interesting especially when involving Bill Tarmey;-)

Anything involving the Queen's head and hinges appeals to my patriotic nature.
 
Whilst I guess its not technically "dogging"(we don't have a car) the missus and I do indulge in a fair bit of outdoor sex. Last night I bummed her in Calder Holmes Park,the Street Angels came along,saw what we were up to and left us to it!!

Its not because we want to be caught out or watched or anything(we're not perverts!),its just we can't keep our hands off each other when we've had a few drinks!!
 
pinkwheeltrim said:
Whilst I guess its not technically "dogging"(we don't have a car) the missus and I do indulge in a fair bit of outdoor sex. Last night I bummed her in Calder Holmes Park,the Street Angels came along,saw what we were up to and left us to it!!

Its not because we want to be caught out or watched or anything(we're not perverts!),its just we can't keep our hands off each other when we've had a few drinks!!

Did she return the favour when you got home?
 
pinkwheeltrim said:
Whilst I guess its not technically "dogging"(we don't have a car) the missus and I do indulge in a fair bit of outdoor sex. Last night I bummed her in Calder Holmes Park,the Street Angels came along,saw what we were up to and left us to it!!

Its not because we want to be caught out or watched or anything(we're not perverts!),its just we can't keep our hands off each other when we've had a few drinks!!
I didn't expect you to post on this thread!

















































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pinkwheeltrim said:
Whilst I guess its not technically "dogging"(we don't have a car) the missus and I do indulge in a fair bit of outdoor sex. Last night I bummed her in Calder Holmes Park,the Street Angels came along,saw what we were up to and left us to it!!

Its not because we want to be caught out or watched or anything(we're not perverts!),its just we can't keep our hands off each other when we've had a few drinks!!

If you need one more to join your party, i'm free tomorrow and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday.
 
Dont know if it still goes but theres a spot at rhodes lodges in middleton,used to pass there to get to the m60 for work early hours of morning and seen some hilarious sights!

Passed one day and seen a guy getting nicked naked with a hard on...we slowed the van down and just burst out laughing...even the copper was pissing himself at us laughing!!

Another time on passing we seen a car with the interior light on and two fellas bumming each other inside it,a few yards down the road a guy had dropped his strides and was squatting for a shit!

Think this is like the pontins of dogging world haha
 
Saw some sites myself. Northenden Golf Club early hours some bird getting muffed out, my mate (police) taps on the window whilst shining his torch in. "Everything OK?"

Another time, again, Northenden small hours in Camperlands car park. we sneak up on a Rav4 with it's windows steamed up, the thing is rocking like a monster truck. We look inside, all seats down and some fat bird riding this bloke like a blackpool donkey whilst swinging her knickers round.

Another time was in the middle of Wythenshawe park, it's pitch black, we sneak in with the lights off guiding ourselves in with a torch. Creep up to this car in the middle of the car park and face it full on. Engine off and main beams on, and hey presto some bloke on the back seat with his bird, his arse is going like a fiddlers elbow. My mate shouts out "look at him pumpin'" He approaches the car and they're starcass, barely covering their faces and other bits. My mate says; "You shouldn't be doing this here it's dangerous....go to Northenden Golf Club instead." (The girl was fit as aswell)
 

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