Doing an Ono

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Just think though Mike, she may have accidentally given you a digit wrong, or you misheard the number. She might be on the Off Topic forum of shoppingforhandbags.com starting a thread about a really nice guy who took her number but didn't even bother to text. The thread is called "Doing a Gate".

My advice is that you send her a friend request on fb, with a note on her wall saying:

"Had a FABULOUS time the other night, I think I'm in love with you. You must have given me the wrong number, but that's an easy mistake to make I forgive you. I'm only 17 so we can't go out for a drink or anything, but you could come to mine and watch me play COD? It's OK my mum has to knock before she can come into my room ;)"

Just in case she doesn't see that, poke her as well.

 

[lee-mcfc]

plenty more fish in the sea haha, wouldnt get worked up about it like ono just move onto the next one

What I'm doing mate, Its not the girl which is annoying although she was fit. I just really don't like rejection lmao and get in my own head far too much lol

haha! thats understandable tbh nobody likes rejection

 

[Mikem93]

Just think though Mike, she may have accidentally given you a digit wrong, or you misheard the number. She might be on the Off Topic forum of shoppingforhandbags.com starting a thread about a really nice guy who took her number but didn't even bother to text. The thread is called "Doing a Gate".

My advice is that you send her a friend request on fb, with a note on her wall saying:

"Had a FABULOUS time the other night, I think I'm in love with you. You must have given me the wrong number, but that's an easy mistake to make I forgive you. I'm only 17 so we can't go out for a drink or anything, but you could come to mine and watch me play COD? It's OK my mum has to knock before she can come into my room ;)"

Just in case she doesn't see that, poke her as well.

Fucking hell it's so obvious how I should handle this now, how have I not figured it out myself *hangs head in shame* I'll be back in a minute just going to change my profile picture to one of my COD scoreboards before I add her to really grab her attention ;)

 

[dancingsilverback]

Just think though Mike, she may have accidentally given you a digit wrong, or you misheard the number. She might be on the Off Topic forum of shoppingforhandbags.com starting a thread about a really nice guy who took her number but didn't even bother to text. The thread is called "Doing a Gate".

My advice is that you send her a friend request on fb, with a note on her wall saying:

"Had a FABULOUS time the other night, I think I'm in love with you. You must have given me the wrong number, but that's an easy mistake to make I forgive you. I'm only 17 so we can't go out for a drink or anything, but you could come to mine and watch me play COD? It's OK my mum has to knock before she can come into my room ;)"

Just in case she doesn't see that, poke her as well.

This!

And then when deletes you make sure you send her a pm telling her your glad you called it a day now rather than in 6 months time when she would no doubt spontaneously combust under the intense pressure of your love.

Dont forget to address her as 'just another snake with tits in a long line of snakes with tits' and tell her anytime she goes out that youll be watching. always watching.

Youd be surprised but as you get older youll see that these little tricks work.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

You're not fit to lace Onos boots mate. That lad is the master of diasater. Get over yourself.

Sent from the living room with a hangover.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Just think though Mike, she may have accidentally given you a digit wrong, or you misheard the number. She might be on the Off Topic forum of shoppingforhandbags.com starting a thread about a really nice guy who took her number but didn't even bother to text. The thread is called "Doing a Gate".

My advice is that you send her a friend request on fb, with a note on her wall saying:

"Had a FABULOUS time the other night, I think I'm in love with you. You must have given me the wrong number, but that's an easy mistake to make I forgive you. I'm only 17 so we can't go out for a drink or anything, but you could come to mine and watch me play COD? It's OK my mum has to knock before she can come into my room ;)"

Just in case she doesn't see that, poke her as well.

This!

And then when deletes you make sure you send her a pm telling her your glad you called it a day now rather than in 6 months time when she would no doubt spontaneously combust under the intense pressure of your love.

Dont forget to address her as 'just another snake with tits in a long line of snakes with tits' and tell her anytime she goes out that youll be watching. always watching.

Youd be surprised but as you get older youll see that these little tricks work.

Baaahahhahahaha!

 

[Mikem93]

You're not fit to lace Onos boots mate. That lad is the master of diasater. Get over yourself.

Sent from the living room with a hangover.

I know I mean I can't compare to Onos innate ability to miss obvious signs and move slower than a glacier. But he is a fair few years older than me so I have time on my side.