Doku song

[Big Swifty]

“Fast like a mole”

But are moles really fast?

 

[Chi-town blues]

“Fast like a mole”

Song is for doku not for fernandes .

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Maybe if it had any sort of recognisable tune.......

Do I have to make a bloody TikTok ffs haha

[MEDIA]

Didn't like it for John as he's too cultured to be breaking ankles but seeing the heaps Doku is leaving defenders in with his skill thought it could be pinched. The du du du du du du bit would sound class in an away end.

 

[urban genie]

Love that. Would personally change line 5 and 6 to:

‘Step overs and griddys
The winger of our dreams’

Listen out for 315 next game!

any song with the term griddy should come with a section 5 football banning order

 

[urban genie]

Simple to Let it be by the beatles

Jeremy, jeremy
jeremy, jeremy
Doki is the answer(or something wittier/better)
jeremy

 

[urban genie]

It occurred to me that "Jeremy Doku" has the same stress pattern as "Eleanor Rigby""
As in:
"Jeremy Doku
Tears down the wing in a flash and he lays on a goal...."

But I can't find a suitable rhyme for "goal"

Jeremy Doku tears down the wing no matter the left or the right
Makes fullbacks look shiite

All the goals he lays on, where do thay all come from

 

[Kenny - 111 Seatkicker!!!]

Leroy song,,,

Jeremy Doku runs down the wing for me, give it to Doku, give it to Doku…..

Sounded alright after about 8 pints….

 

[Dannyblue52]

Jeremy Doku tears down the wing no matter the left or the right
Makes fullbacks look shiite

All the goals he lays on, where do thay all come from

Maybe better to Jolene
Doku Doku Doku Dokooo
He's our flying wizard on the wing
Doku Doku Doku Dokooo
And when he scores you'll always hear us sing
Repeat

I know it's crap but I am a FOC and don't know any better

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

And all the runs that Doku makes are winding.. and all the goals that Doku scores are blinding.. there are many full backs who would like to hunt him down,but they don't know how.. because maybe, you might be even better than Pele..and after all, you're feet are glued to the ball. Needs a bit work granted :)

 

[The315Ultra]

Simple to Let it be by the beatles

Jeremy, jeremy
jeremy, jeremy
Doki is the answer(or something wittier/better)
jeremy

How about ‘He scores and does the griddy?’