Doku song

[J.A.M]

You could change the “tearing cockneys apart again“ song to him

so it could be more specific and take the piss out the right back.

“DOKU tearing the right back apart again“

or more general

”DOKU tearing defences apart again“

 

[Zubrman]

"Oooooooooh, do the Oki Doku,
"Oooooooooh, do the Oki Doku,
"Oooooooooh, do the Oki Doku,
"Knees bent, arm stretch, score, score, score!"

 

[Stoned Rose]

A new one popped up on Instagram yesterday with 2 blues singing it.

Can’t find it now but it was a fucking belter and will definitely catch on.

Can only remember the first line which mentioned him coming from Rennes.

 

[1961_vintage]

For God's sake no!!

Isn't that the KP song?

 

[train man]

"Pass TO Doku on the left hand side" would be more apt.

Or perhaps "Doku's past you on the left hand side!"
But either way I can't see that tune having any legs.

 

[dickie davies]

Could always sing a love ballad
Something like Lionel Richie's "Hello"

Doku again, Doku
He'll rip your arse in two

 

[Project]

Probably not the right demographic on this board but D Double E's Bluku Bluku would fit right in. It's distinct and catchy



DOKU DOKUUUU! ina the defender head
DOKU DOKUUUU! buss' & twisting the defender leg
DOKU DOKUUUU! he left the defender dead
Running tings on the wing fuck the reds

 

[waspish]

 

[GXCity]

There already is one doing the rounds

He comes from Belgium, our number 11
Now he’s a Blue, Jeremy Doku

 

[Bluemoon dan]

As a starting point he has to be put in the follow follow chant in place of Gundo.