Don’t sit on your Laurels, CFG

[dickie davies]

If my Auntie had balls she’d spoil the broth

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You can’t make an omelette without breaking the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Brendan110_0]

Hung, by his own spanner in the works.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Hell hath no fury like a woman talking the hind legs off a donkey.

 

[TueartsCossackSpray]

And don’t forget “It takes a bent paintbrush to paint its own handle “

 

[Gundoggin]

Frankly my dear I don’t give a donut

 

[Wayneclarkemunchescarrots]

Fanny like a torn out fireplace

 

[calumdown]

for all intensive purposes let dead dogs sleep,
and never look a gift in the horse,
nor an escape goat in the mouth,
especially if you are a wolf in cheap clothing,
or a duck out of water,
because it sticks out like a sore throat
and is as easy as falling off a piece of cake.

the crutch of the matter is it's not rocket surgery!
we could stand here and talk until the pigs freeze over,
but you can't teach a leopard new spots.
we'll burn that bridge when we come to it

 

[calumdown]

or did the o.p. mean laurels and hardly?

 

[Gazza]

or did the o.p. mean laurels and hardly?

Laughing Gravy?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

or did the o.p. mean laurels and hardly?

Laurel and Pace.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Portuguese club set to be added to Cherries group that will be 'game changing'

Another top-flight club is set to be added to the Black Knight Football Club – which will give the Cherries ‘direct access’ to the Brazilian…

www.bournemouthecho.co.uk

Another American owner.

 

[Kippaxpete]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

As Stan Laurel(s) once said!

 

[yatesy94.]

Like water off a Ducks arse....as Joe Kinnear once said xD

 

[citymad]

That's cheap at full price

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Like water off a Ducks arse....as Joe Kinnear once said xD

Not as good as his Charles Insomnia barb about N’Zogbia. He’d probably be cancelled for that these days.

 

[Donmcfc]

A stitch in time waits for no man.

 

[Spanishbob]

Red sky at night old swamp is on fire.

 

[Centurions]

Has something been edited since or is this a whoosh moment?

 

[calumdown]

Has something been edited since or is this a whoosh moment?

the title of the thread is a malaphor