Donald Trump

[MillionMilesAway]

I liked "US was paying almost 100% of the NATO budget".

 

[SebastianBlue]

Another dictator’s trick.

 

[aguero93:20]

Clearly not all there

I reckon it was the motto of "Fuck 'Merica" that gave it away, always thought that was a bit too blunt.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Clearly not all there

Haha, "NATO is going down like a rocket ship".

 

[Blue Hefner]

Haha, "NATO is going down like a rocket ship".

I'm not a rocket scientist but I always though 'rocket-ships' were supposed to go up?!

 

[SebastianBlue]

Haha, "NATO is going down like a rocket ship".

“I didn’t want to do them while we were doing China, Japan, South Korea. You know, I didn’t want to do the whole world at one time.” —Trump

“All evidence to the contrary.” —Putin

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

I'm not a rocket scientist but I always though 'rocket-ships' were supposed to go up?!

Who the f**k says "rocket-ship" anyway? His knowledge is straight from Flash Gordon. Probably thinks Emperor Ming was President Xi's predecessor.

 

[aguero93:20]

I'm not a rocket scientist but I always though 'rocket-ships' were supposed to go up?!

In Soviet United States of America, Rocket-Ship goes down.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

In Soviet United States of America, Rocket-Ship goes down.

With hand gestures for the hard of thinking.

 

[SebastianBlue]

With hand gestures for the hard of thinking.

My favourite bits of his speeches are still the numerous examples of him saying something and then unwittingly (I mean that in the truest sense of the word) gesturing in the opposite way to what he is struggling to say.