I just had to go for a wee, the kind you have before you got to sleep. then I got caught by the need to have a shit, and it was way, way, way the best kind of shit Ive had in the last couple of days. I mean, this was the best shit, way better than the one yesterday. and the shit Im going to have in the morning folks, you wouldnt believe it. its going to be the best shit, THE best shit (makes ok sign with fingers and waves hand around) anyone ever had since yesterday shit. The Mexican shit, or Chinese shit, and especially the news shit, they dont shit like me. Because I am the best shitter ever, it even comes out of my mouth.