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[BimboBob]

Silly Noel, of course Moonbeam is a woman. She is a lovely lady called Debbie.

I thought it was Dave, least that's what he told me...the rotter. Charmed me into his bed he did.

So it's over between you and Foxy?

Has he rung me? Written to me? E-mailed? Texted? No...galavanting with his Sheffield Uni mates, that's what he's doing. The BASTARD.

 

[tueartsboots]

I thought it was Dave, least that's what he told me...the rotter. Charmed me into his bed he did.

So it's over between you and Foxy?

Has he rung me? Written to me? E-mailed? Texted? No...galavanting with his Sheffield Uni mates, that's what he's doing. The BASTARD.

Hate to break this to you but he's back in London :(

 

[BimboBob]

So it's over between you and Foxy?

Has he rung me? Written to me? E-mailed? Texted? No...galavanting with his Sheffield Uni mates, that's what he's doing. The BASTARD.

Hate to break this to you but he's back in London :(

*runs off sobbing*

 

[billy_big_spuds]

I'd go sick.
No way I'd scran her out though, can't see it being in great condition down there.
It'd be like letting a whoopee cusion go off in your mouth.