Door Slamming

[SWP's back]

My SWT leaves for work at 7 every morning and shorts the front door so fucking hard the house actually shakes. I hate her.

 

[nem]

My SWT leaves for work at 7 every morning and shorts the front door so fucking hard the house actually shakes. I hate her.

I feel your pain brother. Mine slammed the oven door so hard the other day that the internal light cover and bulb fell out onto the grill trays.

 

[bluebird113]

personally I find hoovering the whole house first thing in the morning after one of his particulary heavy drinking session tends to make Mr BB a bit tetchy

We have another Bluebird lads.

Pictures required to ensure you're not male.

Bluebird 1 will vouch for my female status
dont you lot know we have our own sub group that meets in secret once a month to plan how to best wind you up!

 

[SWP's back]

personally I find hoovering the whole house first thing in the morning after one of his particulary heavy drinking session tends to make Mr BB a bit tetchy

We have another Bluebird lads.

Pictures required to ensure you're not male.

Bluebird 1 will vouch for my female status
dont you lot know we have our own sub group that meets in secret once a month to plan how to best wind you up!

Once a month for about a week?

Yeah I can believe that.

Now tell me about the time you and bluebird 1 saw each other naked.

 

[bluebird113]

personally I find hoovering the whole house first thing in the morning after one of his particulary heavy drinking session tends to make Mr BB a bit tetchy

now i hate you too..... thats the one!!!! ;)

not just the hoovering its the banging on the stairs and against the walls(baits for BM`er )

yes thats the way to do it

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Is it the most annoying trait in the female psyche? They actually do not give a fuck who is asleep or dozing, it's almost as if they want everyone else to know that they are up and about and slamming doors. Also they shout on the phone. If you can tell me anything more annoying that they do I will be amazed.

My wife does this and it really gets on my tits. She doesn't seem to understand the concept of a phone, the further away the other person is, the more she seems to shout. She's an idiot.

 

[bluebird113]

We have another Bluebird lads.

Pictures required to ensure you're not male.

Bluebird 1 will vouch for my female status
dont you lot know we have our own sub group that meets in secret once a month to plan how to best wind you up!

Once a month for about a week?

Yeah I can believe that.

Now tell me about the time you and bluebird 1 saw each other naked.

well it started out as a normal...............bugger it wont type anymore words

 

[Laurent Charvet]

Biting down and dragging her fork through her teeth. That upsets me.

 

[The Flash]

When she says, "Don't you think you've had enough?" AFTER I've just been to the bar.

 

[SWP's back]

Bluebird 1 will vouch for my female status
dont you lot know we have our own sub group that meets in secret once a month to plan how to best wind you up!

Once a month for about a week?

Yeah I can believe that.

Now tell me about the time you and bluebird 1 saw each other naked.

well it started out as a normal...............bugger it wont type anymore words

That's ok, I "arrived"