Double Entendres in Songs

[Citizen of Legoland]

 

[crublue1]

I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home
I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone

 

[J.G.Blue.]

As I remember it, more or less every song the genius Ian Dury wrote.

 

[bluebc]

 

[Blue Llama]

None better

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen

time of the month innit.....

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Not so much a double entendre, more the bleedin obvious....

 

[City Hobgoblin]

 

[moggymoz]