double entendres

[2smokinberyls]

 

[roman totale]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double-entendre.
So he gives her one.

 

[2smokinberyls]

 

[Barcon]

“Do you mind if I smoke after sex”?
“You can burst into flames for all I care luv”.

 

[calumdown]

when we lived in barcelona,
mrs down loved it when i took her up the funicular.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

when we lived in barcelona,
mrs down loved it when i took her up the funicular.

Probably gave her a lift

 

[JRockBlues]

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

 

[calumdown]

in point of fact,
they don't have to be rude.


eminem was particularly good at triple entendres

"saw them eyes, sodomise, saw demise."

"to spite her man to spider-man to despite her man."

one of his rude ones...
"she said my dick is like an apple, she said put in cider."