Drinking routine for big MCFC matches

I'd probably buy a set amount and then one bottle of something 7% or above as a finisher if we win. I operate on a scale that doesn't allow me to finish on an even number so please hear my hypothesis. We all start on -1 beers as technically alcohol has been taken out of our system via abstinence. The act of one beer puts you on 0. The golden number for me is 5 normal beers and then the one finisher, then finishing on 5 in total.
 
I was in my toilet when Sergio broke the record away in the champions league that night with the at great goal. Was it Napoli? Still bugs me. Actually I’ve heard more than one go in from the pisser at the erihad too. Nasri in a derby once springs to mind. Celebrating with your old chap in your hand is something every blue has done I’m sure.
Fucking hell Dave, sort it out. Bladder of a young girl.
 
I was in my toilet when Sergio broke the record away in the champions league that night with the at great goal. Was it Napoli? Still bugs me. Actually I’ve heard more than one go in from the pisser at the erihad too. Nasri in a derby once springs to mind. Celebrating with your old chap in your hand is something every blue has done I’m sure.
I remember years ago walking back from the Etihad with mrs S after a game I had quite a few pints at. Foolishly I didnt visit the gents at the end of the game (think we had been drubbed by Arsenal), and bet on my bladder to get me safely to the Midland hotel where we were staying for the night. Half way back my bladder was like a beach ball full of water. I damn near sprinted into the foyer and thank fuck there was a gents just off.
so if you have ever seen film of those high pressure fire fighter hoses once they are out of control you will understand what happened next. It only took me 20 minutes to deep clean the cubicle.
 
g and t at 5.00pm. Followed by a share of a nice crisp white and then a bottle of red opened before kick off normally keeps me semi sensible and sufficiently energised to watch the game.
 
Drinkers, what’s your routine for the PSG match? I confess I struggle to get it right for these big matches at home and this is new territory. When you’re at the game you get natural breaks in the drinking but at home it’s different. The more tension in the game, the more intensely I drink. I can open my first can at kick off and have had 7-8 by full time, more with extra time. Some big games I get too pissed, as evidenced by my sprained foot after kicking the wall when Lyon beat us.

Have any of you Old Heads got a good match day drinking routine you can talk us through which delivers the right buzz for a game like this?
Dave until this vivid I never drank at home but needs must I will watch on my phone tonight in the kitchen so her indoors can't moan.
 
Four-five pre match Gin and tonic doubles up until kick off to get the juices flowing during the intense match build.
Followed by another double for the first half and then our half time meal of Sausage Casserole waiting in the slow cooker.

Second half and it's another predictable G and T to take us up to the full time whistle. No kiss of death but if we win we shall be opening our last bottle of La Moneda Malbec to celebrate and a very good year it is too!.

Bags of Leicester Cheese Cheddars shall be randomly served throughout the evening along with copious amounts of KP Dry roasted nuts. I can be accurate with the above rations as that's all we have left in the flat and once it's gone it's gone but it is a special occasion.
 
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Having a chaser after every time Joleon says "yeah definitely" would probably end badly.
 
To be honest I am not sure I havent finished my PSG drinking routine or started my Chelsea routine.

It was so much easier under Pearce.
 

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