Drunken women.

[Andy Dale]

I think the girlfriend is drunk,the kettle is in the toilet,
Apart from pissing in the wardrobe , anything worse .
I need a brew in the morning.

 

[mrcunny]

I think the girlfriend is drunk,the kettle is in the toilet,
Apart from pissing in the wardrobe , anything worse .
I need a brew in the morning.

fucking sluts..i couldnt of had v2 tonight to the cost of a pea mix..i declined the offer...

 

[Kinnel Tommy]

i've been Djing in Pubs recently and being sober you see some sights, women are defo worse than men

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

andy chop off your dick you homo and quit being the woman , moreso quit coming on here and being the woman with us.

sincerely des. ;)

women suck, love em for it baggage and all!

 

[TCIB]

Stick it up her pooper.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

They're fucking hard work when drunk. At stage one they can be good company, sometimes, happy and stuff. If you catch them at stage two, the flirty horny stage, then great. Stage three, the go and sleep in the shed, I hate you
I hate your mother, you never listen to me stage. That is when the problems start. And they move so quickly through the stages.

 

[mrcunny]

They're fucking hard work when drunk. At stage one they can be good company, sometimes, happy and stuff. If you catch them at stage two, the flirty horny stage, then great. Stage three, the go and sleep in the shed, I hate you
I hate your mother, you never listen to me stage. That is when the problems start. And they move so quickly through the stages.

Mine becomes a obnoxious foul mouthed cow and starts to blame me for everything..even one of my married mates snogging a girl,that was my fault..i told the mrs that enough was enough and that if she cant control herself thats us not going out in public again..





















p.s shes still the same..

 

[mat]

Once you spot the horny stage. Stop drinking and take them home, they become 'open to suggestion'.