Duncan Castles

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What is the fucker a doctor of!!!

I believe he qualified as a doctor of medicine, but has never practiced. Clearly his abrasive, slug like personality isn't compatible with the usual sympathetic bedside manner required of our doctors.
He is a doctor of philosophy (PhD) in animal behaviour. He studied psychology at St Andrews and, looking at how some people fall for his every tweet, he was well worth his first class honours degree in that subject.
His reference to being a ‘graduated doctor’ comes from Mendy calling him out on Twitter, asking why, if he was a journalist he talked like a graduated doctor. Sadly for Ben, it was on account of Castles sugggesting Ben had a ruptured ACL which, as we all sadly now know, proved to be just that.
Of course, all that notwithstanding he is a total cockwomble!
 
He is a doctor of philosophy (PhD) in animal behaviour. He studied psychology at St Andrews and, looking at how some people fall for his every tweet, he was well worth his first class honours degree in that subject.
His reference to being a ‘graduated doctor’ comes from Mendy calling him out on Twitter, asking why, if he was a journalist he talked like a graduated doctor. Sadly for Ben, it was on account of Castles sugggesting Ben had a ruptured ACL which, as we all sadly now know, proved to be just that.
Of course, all that notwithstanding he is a total cockwomble!
I stand corrected on his doctorate, but you are correct; he is a weapons grade cockwomble.
 
He is a doctor of philosophy (PhD) in animal behaviour. He studied psychology at St Andrews and, looking at how some people fall for his every tweet, he was well worth his first class honours degree in that subject.
His reference to being a ‘graduated doctor’ comes from Mendy calling him out on Twitter, asking why, if he was a journalist he talked like a graduated doctor. Sadly for Ben, it was on account of Castles sugggesting Ben had a ruptured ACL which, as we all sadly now know, proved to be just that.
Of course, all that notwithstanding he is a total cockwomble!
He's teamed up with the right manager and players to continue his studies/observations then.
 
Had to laugh when another journalist jokingly accused Raphael Honigstein of being the "German Duncan Castles”, after he’d quoted some Bundesliga gossip on the Football Podcast.


Honigstein was quick to respond: “I’m nothing like Duncan Castles”
 

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