Easyjet tossers

[Blue Maverick]

Actually ric why don't you fuck off we have since found out its not to do with weather it's to do with the fact they want the aircraft in Liverpool tomorrow rather than Manchester so have cancelled the Manchester trip rather than leave it there overnight. My mates an air traffic controller at Mamchester they've been open since 9am no problems, Liverpool since 3pm our flight was due in at 1730 so a delay would have been acceptable not a fucking cancellation, I accept the cheap terms and paying for extra bags etc what I don't accept is been fucked about for their short term gain, and given the choice I would fly BA if only they did this route.
And I'd already rang Easyjet and they claimed it was the weather at Manchester so a blatant fucking lie.

 

[alibee73]

Thought was a thread about another service they were offering for a fee -

Excess Luggage £12
Sandwich £3
Coffee £2
Handjob £20

You also need to add in
Tissue for after the hand job, £2 per sheet - unless she or he swallows, which will be a further £15

that would class it as more than a hand job and would cost you at least £50 in the first place

 

[charliebigspuds]

Thought was a thread about another service they were offering for a fee -

Excess Luggage £12
Sandwich £3
Coffee £2
Handjob £20

You also need to add in
Tissue for after the hand job, £2 per sheet - unless she or he swallows, which will be a further £15

dependant on how long its been since your last squirt the £15 swallow may come in a little cheaper!

 

[johnbmcr]

last time I was let down by easy jet (missed bag a day late Hamburg Aug this year) they paid me £119 they were very sorry and sorted out costs ASAP always found them more helpful than BA

got 250 euro from KLM when I was bumped off a fight back to Amsterdam arrived home after gutting in the first class lounge 3 hours late and much richer and very drunk there are plenty of upsides to delays

 

[alibee73]

flew with BA to hamburg via heathrow for a friendly when keggy was in charge. feckin nightmare

day 1....2 hour delay in manc, 2 hour delay in heathrow, landed in hanover coz hamburg shut at midnight, no bags, hour and half coach to hamburg, still no bags!

day 2.... still no bags, out on the piss and boiling hot, match, on the piss still no bags, smelly

day 3.....Bags!!!!, 2 hour delay at hamburg, fuckin leggin it miles in heathrow to catch the so called transfer to manc.

 

[scall11]

I think you'll find that EasyJet will be sat in HQ muttering "airport tossers" as they shut the runways, not the airlines.

EasyJet will be fuming, they have to reschedule planes, staff, re-do rota's and bring in extra pilots to cover the ones who will have to drop out because they're over their shift hours etc.

Nothing to do with EasyJet, it's the airports. It's like calling your taxi a tosser because the police shut the road because of an accident and he's not able to drive down that road.

 

[ICT-Tam]

flew from basle to edinburgh earlier on and noticed the flight to manchester was cancelled. Think it was more due to weather in basle than anything though, it was the scariest plane experience of my life.

 

[law74]

My mate was living in Manchester in the early 1970's, flight to Belfast £64 return flight with easyjet for the Bayern game £51.65.

Your choice which is better.

 

[Gelsons Dad]

flew from basle to edinburgh earlier on and noticed the flight to manchester was cancelled. Think it was more due to weather in basle than anything though, it was the scariest plane experience of my life.

80 mph winds in Basel today. Same here in Zürich.

 

[Anonymous]

Actually ric why don't you fuck off we have since found out its not to do with weather it's to do with the fact they want the aircraft in Liverpool tomorrow rather than Manchester so have cancelled the Manchester trip rather than leave it there overnight. My mates an air traffic controller at Mamchester they've been open since 9am no problems, Liverpool since 3pm our flight was due in at 1730 so a delay would have been acceptable not a fucking cancellation, I accept the cheap terms and paying for extra bags etc what I don't accept is been fucked about for their short term gain, and given the choice I would fly BA if only they did this route.
And I'd already rang Easyjet and they claimed it was the weather at Manchester so a blatant fucking lie.