Elano Blumer: Fugitive from justice.

[morleyswife]

Apparently hiding at his nanns in Rio .

 

[laserblue]

I always thought he was a bit of a cheeky chapati

 

[coleridge]

Apparently, he's got a new comedy film out.

Naans on the Run.

 

[mat]

It's all one big misunderstanding that's was sorted after a quick chaat

 

[JASR]

He's heading for jail frezi

 

[Pell]

I heard it was fraud for impersonating a footballer.

 

[aguero93:20]

Apparently hiding at his nanns in Rio .

No, he's not. He's still in the police station hiding vindaloo.

 

[city saint]

his stress levels are that high he worried he ll have a dodgy tikka

 

[bluelol]

I think I would run a curry mile and rusholme as well!!

 

[Vienna_70]

These punjabis are brilliant and should be preserved for austerity!