Emma Freuds

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Fucking hurt :-O Another sign that I'm getting old :-( Sitting on a bag of frozen peas at the moment!
 
Ooh dear nasty little f*ckers they are !

Get the doc to refer you to to hospital ..... they'll have a go at 'banding' them off ....... doesn't always work , mind you!

If you're flush ...... get them lasered off ...... cleanest and most effective way .

In the meantime don't fart (or cough) too much!
 
Here ya go Cheesy ..... tie it tightly now , there's a good boy , or it'll only slip off when you decide to scratch your arse!

hehe!

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Seriously though Cheesy i'd get them checked out mate ..... they won't go away on their own , that's for sure!


It could be piles , or if it bleeds quite badly when you go to the toilet you could have an anal fissure (a tear in your back passage) which will need a half-day hospital procedure done on it.
 
black mamba said:
Seriously though Cheesy i'd get them checked out mate ..... they won't go away on their own , that's for sure!


It could be piles , or if it bleeds quite badly when you go to the toilet you could have an anal fissure (a tear in your back passage) which will need a half-day hospital procedure done on it.


Definitely Nobby's mate. Can bloody feel it :-O
 
The worst thing about having piles, the very worst thing. Is when you've just had a shit and start to wipe. The bastards disappear back up your arse in double time. So when you wipe, you get a nice clean sheet of bog roll and think you're done. Twenty minutes later, the fuckers decide to put in an appearance and leave you with an itchy arse and a fucking big skid mark in your grundies.........................or so I'm led to believe...
 
Hehe!

Not too mention a few streaks of blood on the paper that one could do without ..... or so the missus tells me!

Don't google image em' .... you'll want to throw up!
 

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