England v Brazil | Friendly | Match Thread

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I think the earth slowed by a millisecond there due to all the furious wanking by the sports media collective when the latest Rag spunkbubble took to the field.

 

[I'm Blue]

England debut - play for the rags

 

[RayCTID]

Can you imagine how many suspensions he would serve in a season with us?

Not only that the Brazilan Mafia turning up unannounced.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Why are tney saying Gordon had a good game. He was completely anonymous.

They’ll be praising Watkins next.

 

[Gorbachev]

To think Arsenal fans think Rice is on par with Rodri.

Never in a million years.

 

[RayCTID]

How about I ratchet up the excitement, by me giving you all a lecture on the exhilarating world of Spanner’s, through the ages?

You will be on the edge of your seats.

Riveting.

 

[Lemon7277]

Can hear the coms team knocking one out from here about that double sub

 

[SebastianBlue]

They did a little interchange of passes on the right when Phil went down for the penalty shout.

There we go, it happened!

 

[stan bowles]

Foden's barely touched the ball this half. DIdn't see much of it in the first half either.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Rashford foul, you can't take the rag out of a rag.

 

[heslops barnet]

Commentators still trying to polish a turd……..

 

[Claytop]

This the City guy?

 

[I'm Blue]

To think Arsenal fans think Rice is on par with Rodri.

Never in a million years.

Rodney Trotter maybe

 

[west didsblue]

So two of our players look like they’re playing the full 90 and one went off injured. Thanks Waistcoat.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Anyone missing Dion Dublin?

Green’s been alright so far.

 

[mancboy]

honestly seeing as the rags took omar can we get their pr team, ive watched Rashford and mainoo and i know just by watching them that they are bang average but these fuckers could make kfc sound almost edible the way they talk about them.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Southgate: "Really handy that these City fellas have such good fitness levels so I can use them for 180+ minutes."

 

[Magicpole]

Riveting.

Close, but a different, although equally mesmerising topic.

 

[BimboBob]

I think the earth slowed by a millisecond there due to all the furious wanking by the sports media collective when the latest Rag spunkbubble took to the field.

To be fair to the lad he looks a good player. Only 18 mind...its not as though the English press are prone to bigging up new talent...

 

[mancboy]

What has he ever won. Name me one thing

waistcoat wearer of the year 2022