Erling Haaland signs 9.5 year new contract!

[failsworthblueboy]

115 months. isn't it obvious?

9.5 years is 114 months, isn't it?

 

[ChicagoBlue]

reminds me of that (possible urban myth) story about someone in America buying a box of expensive cigars and insuring them. He then claimed against the policy stating he'd lost them in a series of 'small fires'.
Won the case.
Was then arrested for the 'deliberate arson' of insured property.
Jail time.

Snopes says “legend,” which has been “reported” numerous different ways over the years.

;-)

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I'm currently in dipperpool, and the stench is overwhelming

 

[Blue Til Death]

I’ve had 2 rags and a dipper contact me asking what all the fuss is about with him being so poor this season.. 16 PL goals in 21 games, only 2 behind salad who’s on fire and 1 more than Isak who’s also on fire…
Fuckin Idiots … Anyone else in poor form wouldn’t be within 10 of Haaland..
He will get the golden boot this season again, just need the lads to give him better service and his insane numbers to start going again, which they will ..

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Snopes says “legend,” which has been “reported” numerous different ways over the years.

;-)

suspected as much...still, never let facts get in the way of a good yarn...

 

[Blue Til Death]

I'm currently in dipperpool, and the stench is overwhelming

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I'm happy he's committed to a longterm contract but the trepidation I have is him getting any longterm injuries. That worries me.

 

[GazM]

Is he all that though ?

 

[give & go]

I hope I can get tickets for for for his testimonial , I’m 71

 

[vmsuhail]

Love the commitment from the player, but why would the club give a contract that long considering the risks involved ?

 

[bulldogblue]

Wow! Didn't see that one coming.
With this and the new signings we are making a huge statement prior to the 115 conclusion.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

 

[dublinblue12]

So does this mean his transfer cost 400m yet

 

[brazilians hurt]

I'm currently in dipperpool, and the stench is overwhelming

That’s the residents it’s omnipresent

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Love the commitment from the player, but why would the club give a contract that long considering the risks involved ?

What is the risk? Can it be insured? If not, why not?

 

[dublinblue12]

How much does his dad get off the books etc etc etc etc

 

[chaddblue]

I'm currently in dipperpool, and the stench is overwhelming

Yes... but what about the piss?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but if that deal concludes in July 2034, isn't it 115 months long?

“Manchester City are still alive here”.

 

[vmsuhail]

What is the risk? Can it be insured? If not, why not?

You know it - Injuries/Sudden decline in form/lack of motivation/falling out with the manager, anything can happen. There is a reason why clubs don't do this. Chelsea had to buy too many players and amortize the transfer fees, so that was different.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Haaland and Pep must be moving in together like the Odd Couple (one for the kids); cigar includedView attachment 143367

An episode short of a full picnic.