Erling Haaland

[citizen_maine]

Don't speculate then, this club will be working on more than one major transfer.

Speculative at best :-)

 

[LongsightM13]

For sure.

I should also make clear. I want Haaland. If it were up to me I’d pay whatever it takes this summer.

But Kane is a world class alternative and IF that’s really the guy Pep wants that’ll be cool too.

“Do you want to spend a dirty weekend in a hotel suite with Charlize Theron or Dua Lipa?”
We would all have our preference and one is younger but I wouldn’t doubt that we would have a fine time with either of them

 

[Claytop]

“Do you want to spend a dirty weekend in a hotel suite with Charlize Theron or Dua Lipa?”
We would all have our preference and one is younger but I wouldn’t doubt that we would have a fine time with either of them

I'd probably still enquire if both was an option first...

 

[BillyShears]

“Do you want to spend a dirty weekend in a hotel suite with Charlize Theron or Dua Lipa?”
We would all have our preference and one is younger but I wouldn’t doubt that we would have a fine time with either of them

Being a City fan is clearly very challenging. Haha.

 

[LongsightM13]

Being a City fan is clearly very challenging. Haha.

The options for Arsenal and Spurs are Jeanette Crankie and Sonja from Eastenders

 

[HolisticJim]

The options for Arsenal and Spurs are Jeanette Crankie and Sonja from Eastenders

Christ! Think I'd go for the Crankies before I went for that Desperate Dan chined fucker!

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Christ! Think I'd go for the Crankies before I went for that Desperate Dan chined fucker!

Sonja might be open to a threesome...

 

[manimanc]

“Do you want to spend a dirty weekend in a hotel suite with Charlize Theron or Dua Lipa?”
We would all have our preference and one is younger but I wouldn’t doubt that we would have a fine time with either of them

Have to be both I'm afraid, along with an inflatable pool full of baby oil.

 

[LesBleuMiserable]

“Do you want to spend a dirty weekend in a hotel suite with Charlize Theron or Dua Lipa?”
We would all have our preference and one is younger but I wouldn’t doubt that we would have a fine time with either of them

Now that is one heck of a dilemma can I have pics to criticially analayse preferance

 

[I'm Blue]

2.15 in

God I hope it’s us.
Him rocking up at Chelsea wouldn’t be good.
Go big or go home.