Erling Haaland

[hinchcliffes bulbous conk]

No chance he has. That place is exclusive, but he'd have to buy the whole resort drinks for that bar bill.
He must realise that this is bad news for him, so he's nipped it in the bud!

I’ve been to Mykonos, it’s a fucking joke. You can get 25k bottles of champagne. But agreed the story is absolute bollocks.

 

[qshot989]

His wages and agent fee request must be exorbitant if we’re willing to spend 100m each on Harry Kane and Jack fuckin Graelish and we’ve seemingly dropped all interest in him the last few months. unfortunate.

Not to mention we think his agent is a twat and so does Pep.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

 

[I'm Blue]

Come on City.
Pace, power and strength is what we need from a striker. (As well as goals)
Packed defences are no good for a slow coach.

 

[Nails]

Come on City.
Pace, power and strength is what we need from a striker. (As well as goals)
Packed defences are no good for a slow coach.

Pace matters least against packed defenses.

 

[I'm Blue]

Pace matters least against packed defenses.

You still need to be quick over a short distance to help find space, quick play also helps pull defenders out of position.
Against better opposition having pace and speed over a short distance helps.

 

[oh right]

Won’t ever play for our club.

Admire the dreaming and persistence to still believe that this deal has any chance of happening but Kane is done to City.

Sooner the Haaland fan club accept it the more at ease mentally you'll all feel.

There is a good section and one fella in particular that is going to need counselling to get over this ordeal in a few weeks, hope you all rally together and ready up to sing Kane’s new city song when he’s rattling the net every week for us.

 

[I'm Blue]

Kane is done to City.

What makes you so sure?
All the reports I’ve seen suggest we’ve bid £100m and it’s been rejected and Levy wants £150m+

 

[Deleted member 87819]

What makes you so sure?
All the reports I’ve seen suggest we’ve bid £100m and it’s been rejected and Levy wants £150m+

He keeps spitting around these “it’s done” posts in hopes anyone who isn’t in the Harry Kane fan club will stop talking about other names. Lame

 

[MarsLlama]

Admire the dreaming and persistence to still believe that this deal has any chance of happening but Kane is done to City.

Settle down.

We've never gone anywhere near £100m for a player before and we won't go near £150m for a 28-year-old with a history of spending large portions of the season looking dead on his arse.

I don't think we're getting Haaland either, but Kane is done to City? No chance.