Erling Haaland

[manimanc]

Looking forward to reading all the body language experts posts over the next half hour! Haha!

He keeps jogging then walking then running again.

According to body language experts that translates as he's leaving and coming to us.

 

[MCityFC]

Lol

 

[manimanc]

Lol

That's it nailed on for me, once the stories of them mardarses pulling out surface then it's on.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Lol

never wanted him anyway

 

[Xhavenjoe]

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on the pitch for 3 minutes lol

Think I'd run that fast too if there was a Wolf just behind me.

 

[samuelyeboah]

almost a gorgeous assist from haaland

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

almost a gorgeous assist from haaland

Just for a microsecond I thought you had typed “a gorgeous ass”…

 

[Coatigan]

It's actually an interesting question. If you could only have one, Haaland or the PL title, which would you choose?

Fucking don't

 

[freshie]

I will say the fact Laporta was pushing crazy Haaland PR for months, just to come out and say "nah we cant do it" is very telling on Barca, its almost like they have been told hes going somewhere else

It’s almost like Laporta knew they never had a chance of signing him in the first place - just wanted to string Barca’s fans along. And as predicted that entitled lot lapped it up

 

[samuelyeboah]

well I thought he played quite well. really neat footwork and great holdup play, didn't get the service as dortmund seemed to try and hold on to the 1-0 lead. terrifying pace, you can genuinely see fear in the defenders eyes when he runs at them. came close to getting a few assists too.