Erling Haaland

[citizen_maine]

It’s the nostalgia merchant in me. Alfie was one of my childhood heroes for the short time he was here, and I draw a lot of satisfaction from the prospect of said rag sitting in the studio watching Erling roll over the rest of the league.

I get why it might not be to everyone’s taste but as I’ve said before, I’m bitter as fuck and gladly.

I get where you're coming from mate. Just prefer we actually sing about the player

 

[AlanBalls]

Ornstein arriving to do chuff all but repeat eveything that has already been said by everyone else...

Ornstein is rarely first, but he’s concrete as fuck.

He’ll have seen Keegan’s piece and spent this morning verifying it.

If there were any doubts about Keegan’s reliability, this puts it to bed.

 

[waspish]

Where did this thing about Simon Jordan being "intelligent" come from?

Being vaguely well spoken doesn't make you intelligent. You only need to look at the clown in 10 Downing Street to work that one out.

“Supposed” covered that.

 

[Chi-town blues]

what qualifications do you need to be a twitter jurno ? I’m good at wanking .

 

[HelloCity]

And this fucker can't even be arsed fluff writing his own piece.

He’s all over it when it’s negative but he’s barely said a word about this. He did the same thing when Pep signed his last contract. Told everyone who would listen that Pep was leaving but when Pep signed on instead, he simply retweeted an article and never mentioned it again. Imagine, the actual Manchester City correspondent not even covering the managers new deal.

Anyway that’s enough militancy from me.

 

[citizen_maine]

Ornstein is rarely first, but he’s concrete as fuck.

He’ll have seen Keegan’s piece and spent this morning verifying it.

If there were any doubts about Keegan’s reliability, this puts it to bed.

"Understood" suggests he doesn't know

 

[chaddblue]

what qualifications do you need to be a twitter jurno ? I’m good at wanking .

When can you start?

 

[Gumzy97]

Bundesliga have just put up a video with all his goals.

 

[I'm Blue]

I couldn’t help myself : )

 

[skillman]

Bundesliga have just put up a video with all his goals.