Erling Haaland

[oldius]

It is his movement that is mightily impressive here. If he comes, he will need that against those 10-man defences.

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

Big Erling is Alfie Haalands lad
He scores goals he’s better than his dad
He’s a viking and he’s fuckin mad
He’s a fuckin monster

To the tune of Giggs is illegitamate

 

[Dzeko9]

 

[citytill1die84]

This is probably the most excited I’ve been about a transfer since Tevez

Ye same mate. Said for a few months now that (imo) this would be the biggest profile signing City will have ever made, he's a potential superstar :)

Just want it wrapped up now lol

 

[LongsightM13]

Is he reliable?

Not in the slightest. He is Italy’s IndyKaila, a fantasist

 

[Chi-town blues]

not bad at all

 

[Tarzan41]

No Haaland is going to sing for the filthy, dirty oil cheats. Get that right ffs.

Hope he’s better than Waddle and Hoddle

 

[Blue and true]

Feels oh so close, doesn't it? Once Simon Stone or anyone from the BBC corroborates, start turning your giddy meter to a full ten. If we do sign him, and we keep him injury-free, he'll break goalscoring records in this team.

And an aside, I couldn't give a f**k what we're paying him. Football jumped on the capitalist helter-skelter long before we had the temerity to show up. You can't be morally aghast at £500k a week and brush off 300k a week as though it's alms collected from the Salvation Army. The hypocrisy is flagrant, it's all obscene and if you don't like capitalist values you should probably stop watching sport altogether because guess what? They are all dominated by money.

Anyway, fingers and everything else crossed, we'll be announcing our Sky Blue Viking forthwith!

CTID

 

[AlanBalls]

How I feel right now with all these stories and content breaking

 

[Indaparkside]

No Haaland is going to sing for the filthy, dirty oil cheats. Get that right ffs.

What’s he going to sing bluemoon you will see me playing in blue soon