Erling Haaland

[danielwood5]

You could probably claim itk status now ;)

I've probably got more right to claim that than some of these weird twitter fools!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

"Dad... when can we go to McDonalds?"

Are we nearly there yet.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Do you mean Sam Pain from Twitter? As in Samuel Pain. If so he's a complete joker, trying to get followers by a mix of regurgitation and complete fabrication. Almost as irritating as the Grimes girl

That's the one!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I think we'll have different problems to solve with him in the side because he's very different to anything we've had up front under Pep. It might take some time for the team to adjust but when it clicks I think this will be phenomenal to watch.

We miss someone who can take the ball on the edge of the box with their back to goal and make something happen. Sergio had that brute strength to bully and occupy centre halves, Haaland in what I’ve seen of him has that in his locker as well. All those angle crosses to the back stick we do, I imagine Erling will have some fun attacking them.

 

[ScottSinclair]

I think we'll have different problems to solve with him in the side because he's very different to anything we've had up front under Pep. It might take some time for the team to adjust but when it clicks I think this will be phenomenal to watch.

Players like Kev, Jack, Riyad, Raz and Jesus has all played the best football of their careers behind or alongside a target man.

His link-up play is extremely underrated, quick-witted and technical with his flicks and lay-offs but also knows when to play it safe.
Our midfield will also love the fact how often the direct option will be available.

Even if he weren't involved in the build-up the amount of space he will give others with his presence makes up for the nummerical superiority we lose in midfield. We wouldn't really lose it anyway, our keeper is a bloody deep lying playmaker

 

[Rammy Blue]

Players like Kev, Jack, Riyad, Raz and Jesus has all played the best football of their careers behind or alongside a target man.

His link-up play is extremely underrated, quick-witted and technical with his flicks and lay-offs but also knows when to play it safe.
Our midfield will also love the fact how often the direct option will be available.

Even if he weren't involved in the build-up the amount of space he will give others with his presence makes up for the nummerical superiority we lose in midfield. We wouldn't really lose it anyway, our keeper is a bloody deep lying playmaker

Take for example playing the scousers, they play high line against us as they know we don’t have the pace in behind, good luck with that one when we’ve got Erling.

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

The Sam Hain? Of Twitter?

No mate, someone called Sam Hain.

Sam Hain…samhain. The Celtic festival of Samhain, also known as Halloween.

October 31st.

Haaland’s birthday is Oct 31st.

it’s happening!

 

[AlanBalls]

Looks like they haven’t left Monaco yet, unless they’ve nipped off to the Haaland holiday home in Marbella. Pep’s Flight Tracking Blues.

 

[bluebanana83]

I wonder if we are keeping it in the bag in case the dippers win any of the remaining trophies….just announce it on the same day to piss on their parade.

Or in the dream scenario the day we win the league/champs league.

Two options of piss boiling either way.

 

[AlanBalls]

I wonder if we are keeping it in the bag in case the dippers win any of the remaining trophies….just announce it on the same day to piss on their parade.

Or in the dream scenario the day we win the league/champs league.

Two options of piss boiling either way.

I’d be keeping an eye on the Aguero anniversary / statue unveiling, maybe?