Erling Haaland

[Stoned Rose]

If he doesn’t he’ll be a failure (:

Seriously though, I think some don’t realise what we’re getting here, if, and it’s a natural ‘if’, we are getting what the numbers suggest already, topped with a sprinkling of Pep fairy dust, then he will obliterate records……

Id be flabbergasted he doesn’t hit 40 in 25 (:

My man.

 

[Trickyblues]

So, have I missed anything on this one today then? :)

Not much

 

[Beswick Prize Band]

Won't it be lovely,Alfie's lad scores a hat trick at the swamp and Kean has to give his honest opinion ,with Micah falling on the floor laughing .

 

[eastmanc]

Not a patch on Agadoo.

Yet very similar.

 

[Chi-town blues]

So, have I missed anything on this one today then? :)

Do you like Brussel sprouts ?

 

[ford7]

A very exciting signing. Next season is going to be so interesting to watch.

Hopefully this immense pressure and attention doesn't phase him too much and he adapts as quick as possible.

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

Hahahhahahahaha

It's always just the base fee, no add-ons, no salary etc. when the Rags or Scouse sign someone

For us they're totting up the cost of his meals in the canteen, laundry bill for the kit man, all the extra trophy polish we'll be needing...

 

[yeah whatever !!]

One, two, three, four!
Giant body, baby face
A superboy from outer space
Bringing City glory days
Haaland, Haaland, Haaland
His magic potions working well
Runs like big bat outta hell
Saving City's butt as well
Haaland, Haaland, Haaland
Erling Haaland, defenders are all stunned
Erling Haaland, oleeh
All the fans say, "We want goals!"
Haaland say, "You're welcome, folks!"
Scoring hattricks easily
One, two, three
The City fans say, "It is clear
Haaland stays forever here"
Real Madrid says, "Hold my beer"
Haaland, Haaland, Haaland
Erling Haaland, defenders are all stunned
Erling Haaland, oleeh
Erling Haaland, he's way out front
Erling Haaland, oleeh
"We want two hattricks in a row"
Haaland says, "Right here we go"
The goalkeepers need therapy
One, two, three
Erling, Dortmund is so proud of you
Ahh

he'd have scored 3 goals by the time that's sung.

 

[Moss Side's Finest]

An apt advert just popped up, looks like Fergie seeing if he can try and block the deal

 

[jrb]

It's killing the Coach Wreckers.