Erling Haaland

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So if Haaland to City is really going to happen, it potentially shakes out like this:

Fee: £65m
Agents fees: £40m
Wages over 5 years: £375k per week

£375k x 260 months - £90m
Purchase & Agents Fees: £100m

Total cost over 60 month contract - £190m

£190m ÷ 5 years - £38m

That's £38m Per Season over 5 years & he'll be 26 with a huge sell on value if he decides to leave.

If the potential deal happens like this, it's the deal of the fuckin century... :-)
I think it’s €63m
 
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The rag hierarchy have despatched Fergie to Ringway to scupper the deal.

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Looks more like Gill.
 
We definitely need to be working on a few verses for this. I’m not normally a big fan of copying other teams songs, but this is a fucking belter. I love the intro hahaha.

Posted one earlier. Doesn't need multiple confusing verses, just one over and over and over and over suits much better.


To that bloody brilliant German tune

Haaland, Haaland
Alfie Haaland is a blue,
Erling Haaland is one too
Haa Haa Haa Haaland.

Rinse and repeat.

It really doesn't need to be anything more elaborate than that

 
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