Erling Haaland

[The1nvisibleMan]

“With all this, we will agree that the tour of Mino Raiola and Alf Inge Haaland did not impress Pep Guardiola too much.”

 

[Decepticon]

 

[Dirty Harry]

Couldn't give a fuck if Pep lies to the press or not, owes them fuckin nish, I'm sure when the time comes the club will give the ones they have time for the heads up.

 

[aguero93:20]

December 28th.

Weirdos. How can you have April Fools in December?

 

[mccity]

Weirdos. How can you have April Fools in December?

In the spirit of things, the best time to have the day of April pranks is in any month other than April itself.

 

[aguero93:20]

In the spirit of things, the best time to have the day of April pranks is in any month other than April itself.

Only if it's a random day though, ruins the surprise when you tell people.

 

[mccity]

Only if it's a random day though, ruins the surprise when you tell people.

We should just start pranking people and declaring it April Fools from now on then.


Maybe all this Haaland stuff is the greatest April Fools gag of them all if that's what people are doing.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

We should just start pranking people and declaring it April Fools from now on then.


Maybe all this Haaland stuff is the greatest April Fools gag of them all if that's what people are doing.

Has anyone checked to see if Pep had his fingers crossed or said psyche at the end of the sentence?

 

[IOWBlue]

Has anyone checked to see if Pep had his fingers crossed or said psyche at the end of the sentence?

you must have gone to public school. we didnt know words like that. Barleys was ours.

 

[MeatHunterrr]

It will be Nunez or Daka to replace him. Tier C option.

They will cost around £50m-£65m.

 

[chaddblue]

Weirdos. How can you have April Fools in December?

They don't.. they have December fools in December

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

We don't need a striker, pep knows it and so do all those agents and clubs trying to fleece us.

We will do the right thing

 

[aguero93:20]

They don't.. they have December fools in December

As I said, weirdos.

 

[MeatHunterrr]

We don't need a striker, pep knows it and so do all those agents and clubs trying to fleece us.

We will do the right thing

We do need one.

64 goals after 30 games will not cut it regularly.

This covid season is not the standard. Its been bizarre season anyway.

 

[yankblue]

Ah yes. We have a glaring need for a striker and just decided not to extend the best one we've ever had, but won't be signing a replacement this summer. Sure thing Pep!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

you must have gone to public school. we didnt know words like that. Barleys was ours.

PJ and Duncan, actually ;-)

 

[jimharri]

We do need one.

64 goals after 30 games will not cut it regularly.

This covid season is not the standard. Its been bizarre season anyway.

Agreed.

 

[SWP's back]

We do need one.

64 goals after 30 games will not cut it regularly.

This covid season is not the standard. Its been bizarre season anyway.

It will when conceding only 20. A 40+ GD with 3/4 of the season complete will pretty much always suggest you win the league.

 

[SWP's back]

Agreed.

Then you’re also wrong.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

The transfer thread at times is fucking comical, stupid and plain boring in equal measures.

And there are months of wild speculation, half-truths and blatant lies to come yet.

And yet it is the first thread most of us go to.