Erling Haaland

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Being a Muslim who is pious enough to have visited Mecca he probably doesn’t.

This is going to be vague as fuck for obvious reasons, but....

An aquientence of a friend in a position that they would know such things, apparantley Mahrez, and three other members of our squad were on a night out which involved drink, a lady, accusations,and DNA being checked. Nothing came of it and it wasn't Mahrez who had DNA taken, but was surprised when I heard who was there late night and pissed.
 
This is going to be vague as fuck for obvious reasons, but....

An aquientence of a friend in a position that they would know such things, apparantley Mahrez, and three other members of our squad were on a night out which involved drink, a lady, accusations,and DNA being checked. Nothing came of it and it wasn't Mahrez who had DNA taken, but was surprised when I heard who was there late night and pissed.
I was in pizza express and I can prove it ;-)
 
I'm just disappointed nobody read into the fact that Haaland's holiday jammies are the colours they are and a mosaic pattern whichnwe know is exclusive to Manchester. And that mahrez has dyed his hair blond, like Haaland. Must be on.
 
Lewandowski could be a easier option instead of Kane then Sign haaland the summer after. Can imagine it’d be easy to tap him up via Alfie would be surprised if we haven’t tried already
 
Indeed,i nicked a fair few for DD when based in Southall.A gaggle of resident drunks also lived in the park.....many love a beer or four.
Ok cool.. I missed a few pages, so catch me up, is Haaland a Muslim or was he spotted in Southall?
 
I used to go to Cairo with work - you couldn't move in the 'tourist bars' for locals getting pissed.
Worked in Alexandria, the hotel I stayed in had a ‘library room’ where the locals had lockers were they kept their bottles of single malt. Of course they may may not have been Muslim locals but I’m sure a few were. Just an assumption though.
 
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