Erling Haaland

[el wey]

They genuinely aren't.

Can you give us a more accurate timeline Tolmie? Need to prepare the champagne here.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Can you tell me who the guy in the picture is? Is he very famous?

Future Robertson when he finds out man city signed halland

 

[Tricky_Trev]

They genuinely aren't.

Talk dirty to me tolmie

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Oh mate

I know, mate, but people like Ballbag just irritate the fuck out of me, stealing a living.

I said to you six weeks ago, was shown something which convinced me he had already made his decision and it was City.

Nothing I have heard or read since has convinced me otherwise.

 

[leo_city]

They genuinely aren't.

Balague used to be reliable at one point, just seems to be another DiMarzio now recycling news.

Is there any truth to his agreement with Madrid or is that just based off pure speculation since team Haaland met with Madrid last year around this time?

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I know, mate, but people like Ballbag just irritate the fuck out of me, stealing a living.

I said to you six weeks ago, was shown something which convinced me he had already made his decision and it was City.

Nothing I have heard or read since has convinced me otherwise.

It was the same time i was given "the nod".

 

[Chi-town blues]

I know, mate, but people like Ballbag just irritate the fuck out of me, stealing a living.

I said to you six weeks ago, was shown something which convinced me he had already made his decision and it was City.

Nothing I have heard or read since has convinced me otherwise.

 

[Jokithedruid]

I know, mate, but people like Ballbag just irritate the fuck out of me, stealing a living.

I said to you six weeks ago, was shown something which convinced me he had already made his decision and it was City.

Nothing I have heard or read since has convinced me otherwise.

I’m convinced, you’re Txiki. There’s a thread about you that you need to visit, they all love you there.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Can you give us a more accurate timeline Tolmie? Need to prepare the champagne here.

It's nothing to do with me, bud. The info didn't come from anyone around City, it came from the Haaland end.

 

[Gumzy97]

Really want Haaland to take his dad's old number would be really nice to see, but I think he will want 9.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Talk dirty to me tolmie

Cat shit?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

If he'd joined City he still would have won the Euros, but he would also have 3x Premier Leagues so far, 1 FA cup, 4x League cups. He'd be a centurion and would have been involved in the first squad to win the domestic Quadruple

Dont think he'd have won all those. He was not
at Chelsea until 2018
Wouldn't be a centurion, would have 2 premier leagues and 3 league cups.
Its ifs and buts.
I'd say he is reasonably happy with his move.

 

[AlanBalls]

It's nothing to do with me, bud. The info didn't come from anyone around City, it came from the Haaland end.

Got to wonder how much stalling City will accept. We’re not known for getting on ours hands and knees. Things will look nervy as the window looms, given what’s happened in the last couple of years.

No way will we want to roll the dice.

 

[freshie]

Cat shit?

Get banged

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Balague used to be reliable at one point, just seems to be another DiMarzio now recycling news.

Is there any truth to his agreement with Madrid or is that just based off pure speculation since team Haaland met with Madrid last year around this time?

Wouldn't know mate.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Got to wonder how much stalling City will accept. We’re not known for getting on ours hands and knees. Things will look nervy as the window looms, given what’s happened in the last couple of years.

No way will we want to roll the dice.

Who said he's stalling?

We have a title to win.

 

[Gumzy97]

80 goals in 80 games for Dortmund that's a ridiculous stat.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

It was the same time i was given "the nod".

That's good to hear. I was just made privy to a series of texts.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

I know, mate, but people like Ballbag just irritate the fuck out of me, stealing a living.

I said to you six weeks ago, was shown something which convinced me he had already made his decision and it was City.

Nothing I have heard or read since has convinced me otherwise.

Were you shown a picture of him on the Corrie St tour holding a brochure from a posh Prestbury estate agent in one hand and a chip barm / muffin / sarnie in the other. Anything else would be pure conjecture.

 

[twosips]

I know, mate, but people like Ballbag just irritate the fuck out of me, stealing a living.

I said to you six weeks ago, was shown something which convinced me he had already made his decision and it was City.

Nothing I have heard or read since has convinced me otherwise.

No I agree! I meant it in a 'stop getting me so excited!' kinda way ha.