Erling Haaland

[Deleted member 87819]

Even their fans have moved on in the replies…

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Fuck it let’s pay him some more

 

[TonyM]

BREAKING NEWS: Haaland has decided to not join #ManCity and instead become a #pirate. According to Erling it was an "Arrrrrrrd decision but the right one for me bounty matey". Insiders report that he has been preparing his timbers to be shivered since he was a young child.

Balls!

 

[Indaparkside]

Fuck it let’s pay him some more

And give him a birthday cake

 

[Cobwebcat]

One more time…..

 

[AlanBalls]

Odds have come down to 1/4

Removed entirely on several bookies’ apps.

 

[manimanc]

No other media outlets running with this info yet ..

Not happening unless talkshite break it through snot filled sentences and sky sports news announce it with black armbands on and the BBC sport app run a story about the tiddlywinks championship in outer mongolia.

Then I'll believe it.

 

[cjn]

Another bit here.

"Hi, Dortmund, it's Omar...we're triggering the clause, thanks bye"

There is nothing to agree with BVB.

 

[Seth MCFC]

"Hi, Dortmund, it's Omar...we're triggering the clause, thanks bye"

There is nothing to agree with BVB.

Yes, surely that’s the case. Saw that information and thought I’d share it because it basically said Haaland will sign for City.

 

[AlanBalls]

 

[chaddblue]

FFS.. when he’s sat with the pen in his hand with Txiki next to him wearing his transfer pullover.. will this clown be tweeting that Haaland keeps checking his mobile for an incoming Madrid call.. deluded bellends

 

[Dribble]

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

"Hi, Dortmund, it's Omar...we're triggering the clause, thanks bye"

There is nothing to agree with BVB.

How, when, where and number of payments. The have little to agree but not nothing.

 

[Pollocks OG]

Don't you just love popping on here for quick read before going to bed. Wow, it's actually happening, isn't it!?

 

[Seth MCFC]

FFS.. when he’s sat with the pen in his hand with Txiki next to him wearing his transfer pullover.. will this clown be tweeting that Haaland keeps checking his mobile for an incoming Madrid call.. deluded bellends

Even if he signs for us we’ll get this. Constantly stories about him wanting a move to Madrid and using us as a stepping stone for Madrid. Don’t have any problem with that as long as we get a decent amount of cash for him and he bangs in the goals for 3/4/5 seasons.

 

[cjn]

How, when, where and number of payments. The have little to agree but not nothing.

You can try and negotiate around it, i.e. "ill pay you 10% more than the clause but spread out over three years" or something but if you trigger the actual clause you just pay the money and go. It's pre-written.

 

[Gumzy97]

If you thought United fans and Liverpool fans were deluded and think they have a right to win every trophy, and have the right to sign all the best footballers in the World, they aren't a patch on Real Madrid fans. Their arrogance, like Real Madrid Football Club, is breath taking.

Honestly worst fan base I’ve come across, put in this forum before had to interview a Real Madrid fan for work. Most arrogant knobhead iv come across. Kept saying that all players dream of Madrid and if Madrid wanted they could take KDB because of their grand pulling power. Showed me pics of their stadium saying it’s the best stadium in the world and that other stadiums are shit compared to it. Did my head in. Arrogant twats best one he said the champions league should just be called the Madrid trophy as its their trophy and other clubs are just renting it

 

[Taylor]

Don't you just love popping on here for quick read before going to bed. Wow, it's actually happening, isn't it!?

It appears so!! Questions is how are you going to switch off now

 

[blueblueblue2]

This was like 20 pages ago

 

[Citizen Green]

It appears so!! Questions is how are you going to switch off now

This is the problem I am now having. Was all ready for my beauty sleep before Mike Keegan decided to ruin it.