Erling Haaland

[Fred_Quimby]

Nearly 3000 pages and still don’t know. This is so funny.

 

[I'm Blue]

 

[eversince 76]

The release clause is not worth mentioning by the media. As it’s “just” 60-64 mill.
So now they try and get the critics’ attention by stating an “insane” 500mill figure for player, agent and his dad.

 

[citizen_maine]

The release clause is not worth mentioning by the media. As it’s “just” 60-64 mill.
So now they try and get the critics’ attention by stating an “insane” 500mill figure for player, agent and his dad.

They would have done that anyway

 

[AlanBalls]

Ok, ok, I’ve got it…but this isn’t the day job. Please someone fix it. Right lines though.

Alfie was a blue boy long agooo
It’s been 20 years he’s finally coming hooome

A newwwwww Manc Kiiiing,
He brought us Alfie Junior it’s Erlingggg

And Siiiiiii Senoorrrrr
KEANO ISN’T LAUGHING ANYMOOORE

 

[ancoats]

£350,000

Only De Gea and Ronaldo earn more than him at the rags

pogba on £500.000 a week after tax

 

[Cricket Blue]

So doesn't look like were chasing Andy Caroll anymore then

 

[Barcon]

Ok, ok, I’ve got it…but this isn’t the day job. Please someone fix it. Right lines though.

Alfie was a blue boy long agooo
It’s been 20 years he’s finally coming hooome

A newwwwww Manc Kiiiing,
He brought us Alfie Junior it’s Erlingggg

And Siiiiiii Senoorrrrr
KEANO ISN’T LAUGHING ANYMOOORE

You've made a right balls of that Alan.

 

[AlanBalls]

You've made a right balls of that Alan.

Gotta tick two boxes for me. Reference Alfie, reference that cxnt Keane.

Like I said, right lines but needs fixing :)

 

[blueparrot]

So doesn't look like were chasing Andy Caroll anymore then

Not if we've got the Norwegian Andy Caroll.

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

Not if we've got the Norwegian Andy Caroll.

Norwegian Blue.

 

[citizen_maine]

Gotta tick two boxes for me. Reference Alfie, reference that cxnt Keane.

Like I said, right lines but needs fixing :)

A potentially world class striker, and you want to talk about his dad and a rag

 

[LevyBee76]

Ornstein arriving to do chuff all but repeat eveything that has already been said by everyone else...

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

If you'd told me last summer that we'd miss out on Kane, but if we wait a year we can have Haaland I'd have been happy with that. Can't believe some of the stuff that has been said about the management of our club on here because we went out of a semi final.

 

[Gumzy97]

 

[AlanBalls]

A potentially world class striker, and you want to talk about his dad and a rag

It’s the nostalgia merchant in me. Alfie was one of my childhood heroes for the short time he was here, and I draw a lot of satisfaction from the prospect of said rag sitting in the studio watching Erling roll over the rest of the league.

I get why it might not be to everyone’s taste but as I’ve said before, I’m bitter as fuck and gladly.

 

[Chi-town blues]

I want Lolkaku, Rashford and Jogba instead of Haaland. Am I crazy?

Iingard is another good option .

 

[Gumzy97]

Berger said Haaland needed to be sold for them to complete the Adeyemi deal Hmmm.

 

[freshie]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

And this fucker can't even be arsed fluff writing his own piece.