BigBluey
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Jots if your new lady goes and buys a couple of hamsters and some small bore plastic tubing it really is time to call it a day mate !!
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RadcliffeRick
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Armageddon!!
1961_vintage
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Why not suggest one of those asphyxiation/oxygen denial type games. They seem popular amongst the sexual deviantati and might appeal to her high risk taking desires. Plus it gives you a plausible possible exit strategy.
Hart of the Matter
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Anyone mentioned chilli powder yet?
york away to this!
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Was she coached at Crewe in the '70s?
dronefromsector7G
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I bet she's a Tory MP.
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Welly welly welly well, folks.
Bit of a heavy weekend without Miss Whiplash's overtures, in which I ended up playing drunken footsie with a mate's engaged girlfriend Saturday (she hid her solitaire sparkler in her purse til the last minute) and also walked the local barmaid home for the reward of a brief but tender hug and kiss on Sunday. This morning I woke up to a relative gush of messages from our favourite pervert. Seems young Brother Jots is doing okay on the lady front just now :)
Bit of a heavy weekend without Miss Whiplash's overtures, in which I ended up playing drunken footsie with a mate's engaged girlfriend Saturday (she hid her solitaire sparkler in her purse til the last minute) and also walked the local barmaid home for the reward of a brief but tender hug and kiss on Sunday. This morning I woke up to a relative gush of messages from our favourite pervert. Seems young Brother Jots is doing okay on the lady front just now :)
Make the most of it young JOTS. Experience has taught me that these times of plenty are usually followed by a period of intense drought. It's as though mother nature is preparing you for the hardships to come.Welly welly welly well, folks.
Bit of a heavy weekend without Miss Whiplash's overtures, in which I ended up playing drunken footsie with a mate's engaged girlfriend Saturday (she hid her solitaire sparkler in her purse til the last minute) and also walked the local barmaid home for the reward of a brief but tender hug and kiss on Sunday. This morning I woke up to a relative gush of messages from our favourite pervert. Seems young Brother Jots is doing okay on the lady front just now :)
Prestwich_Blue
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Particularly when Miss Whiplash gets her hands on him and keeps him tied up and on the edge for 3 months.Make the most of it young JOTS. Experience has taught me that these times of plenty are usually followed by a period of intense drought. It's as though mother nature is preparing you for the hardships to come.
blue b4 the moon
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Keep U2 out if this, they allegedly have 'friends'.Particularly when Miss Whiplash gets her hands on him and keeps him tied up and on the edge for 3 months.