Etilsalat 'Congratulations' Cringe

[SebastianBlue]

It might be fun singing this Etilsalat bollocks to the tune of "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts".

It deserves a Gilbert and Sullivan treatment.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Dear god that is a new level of cringe.

Still... who cares right? You still won it.

You’re a bit cringey to be honest

Got no Scouse mates?

 

[Tbilisi]

We should sing this on Sunday

 

[jamiecav]

We should sing this on Sunday

Definitely! Embrace the shitness!

 

[East Level 2]

Complete and utter bollocks. Even worse than the three pathetic pre-match videos they've inflicted on us in recent seasons.
They delight in proving us wrong every time we think it can't get any worse. - At least it's no longer like that on the pitch!!
Keep Pep away from these fuckers or he might be infected by the same form of brain damage.

 

[Bert Trautmanns Helemet]

We should definitely sing that - for sure!
It would be bloody brilliant if we did!
Who gives a fuck what other clubs fans think and
why should we? We really are getting precious these days.
Sing it loud. Sing it proud.
'I'm happy and I know it so I don't give a fuck!'

 

[blueinsa]

Dear god that is a new level of cringe.

Still... who cares right? You still won it.

Cringe is laying wreaths every 5 mins, holding silences and producing kits with the number 96 on the back pretending its to remember the dead when in reality it's to make fucking money!

Thats cringe.

 

[HorlocksWalk]

David Squires on the Guardian "If De Bruyne is the Bollocks, but you pine for Jamie Pollock. If you miss the old Man City, shout Horay!" Made me smile.

 

[HellYeah]

Yes the video is very cringe worthy, but some of the comments on here are worse.

Seriously, worrying about social media comments or that your kids are a bit upset, deary me

 

[Bozo]

David Squires on the Guardian "If De Bruyne is the Bollocks, but you pine for Jamie Pollock. If you miss the old Man City, shout Horay!" Made me smile.

Haha, missed that. Superb.

 

[Bentheblue]

We should definitely sing that - for sure!
It would be bloody brilliant if we did!
Who gives a fuck what other clubs fans think and
why should we? We really are getting precious these days.
Sing it loud. Sing it proud.
'I'm happy and I know it so I don't give a fuck!'

I agree, show we can still laugh at oursevles like we did when we were shit.
It’s still not as bad as the rags nick nack paddywack

 

[jazzy]

Could be worse , could be the awful dippers nivia adverts

 

[Oyster28catcher]

Is this an English lesson? Clearly not for a domestic audience!

 

[jayfx]

I agree, show we can still laugh at oursevles like we did when we were shit.
It’s still not as bad as the rags nick nack paddywack

It's not a competition. Let's leave them to sing their nursery songs eh.