Eurovision 2025

[Metal Biker]

a fantastic old school insult.

I'm bringing it back

 

[BimboBob]

I had a dream like this once. This is the bit before they put me in their torture dungeon.

Did you turn into a monkey?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Adiemus - Enya esque.

 

[TinFoilHat]

A nod to classic Doctor who this lot.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Have you ever been?

Snow, ice, darkness and fish.

I've not, and having seen the acts Iceland have put forward over the years, I think at this stage I might be too scared

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I've not, and having seen the acts Iceland have put forward over the years, I think at this stage I might be too scared

Same with Finland. It’s why they have such diverse songs.

 

[MellowJoe]

Soul glow

 

[Metal Biker]

Netherlands: Forgettable.

 

[BimboBob]

I've not, and having seen the acts Iceland have put forward over the years, I think at this stage I might be too scared

Amazing place. Fantastic food. Bloody cold.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Preferring the Bew*tched version of C’est la vie is probably all that needs to be said about the Netherlands song.

 

[BimboBob]

Same with Finland. It’s why they have such diverse songs.

Full of drunks.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Is he singing or giving me directions to the nearest chippy?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Netherland Smartprice Strome.

 

[BimboBob]

Here we go...

 

[MellowJoe]

They hate epilepsy most countries don't they

 

[Scottyboi]

Preferring the Bew*tched version of C’est la vie is probably all that needs to be said about the Netherlands song.

Some say I look like ma dad

 

[BimboBob]

Female Rammstein.

 

[Metal Biker]

Finland: Fetish fuel

 

[TinFoilHat]

Female Rammstein.

She can hold a microphone.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Its like watching Pam Anderson's Barb Wire (1996) on widescreen.