Eurovision Song Contest

[aguero93:20]

Your lot don’t, they all live over here the lucky buggers.

We live all over the world mate, small country with a high birth rate and good education. Only the shitheads go to the UK.

 

[Ban-jani]

We live all over the world mate, small country with a high birth rate and good education. Only the shitheads go to the UK.

I’ve never been but there mustn’t be much in Ireland to make you want to stay if that’s the case

 

[aguero93:20]

I’ve never been but there mustn’t be much in Ireland to make you want to stay if that’s the case

We like travelling to see how unfortunate the rest of the world are. It's called the grand sneer.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

I'm from Manchester too, but I would of said "have".

Well done

 

[Ban-jani]

We like travelling to see how unfortunate the rest of the world are. It's called the grand sneer.

I like it, make sure you check out Merseyside, that will make you laugh.

 

[Paladin]

Nice thread. I got bored of Eurovision but reading this was very entertaining. It was like a Bluekoon episode of Gogglebox.

 

[Paladin]

Well done

It was a joke.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

It was a joke.

I’m not watching that shite again,causes too much trouble on here.

 

[roj]

We like travelling to see how unfortunate the rest of the world are. It's called the grand sneer.

Not really Eurovision spirit that. See your point though.

 

[aguero93:20]

I like it, make sure you check out Merseyside, that will make you laugh.

The foreign affairs office advise against it.

 

[asaluttar]

Our climate gives us green countryside, our cuisine includes a full English and humility is overrated :-)

Though apparently Britain is one place that might get colder as global warming fks up world weather.
Pity, the countryside is really so much better than most other places, green but not overgrown and not a lot of poisonous creatures other than the odd Rag-loving media.

Full English on the other hand, wonderful until you hit 40.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Though apparently Britain is one place that might get colder as global warming fks up world weather.
Pity, the countryside is really so much better than most other places, green but not overgrown and not a lot of poisonous creatures other than the odd Rag-loving media.

Full English on the other hand, wonderful until you hit 40.

40 - is that inches waist size or stones?

 

[roj]

‘Hit’ 40, you’re on the wrong forum

 

[andyhinch]

I've just had the miss fortune of seeing the winner, how fucking bad were the rest ????

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Who pays for us to be in this?

Is the right question.

Needs to be on ITV with all the other shite Saturday night offerings.

 

[waspish]

First time I listened to the GB song last night and can see why it finished bottom 3! Songs chorus half decent but dated and major problem was her voice piss poor. Austria and Sweden were the best songs for me.

 

[urban genie]

Seeing as it cost 48m to put on by portugal. Probably best we never win it.

Our coverage and participation is funded by the liscence fee and EBU fund

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

First time I listened to the GB song last night and can see why it finished bottom 3! Songs chorus half decent but dated and major problem was her voice piss poor. Austria and Sweden were the best songs for me.

This. Austria top - best song by a mile.
Israel won fair dos and well done, but the announcement method this year felt a bit like:

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Would be slightly more transparent if the public votes went on first.

What it did show was how out of touch most of the panels were with people in their countries.

 

[waspish]

The countries they represent should be revieled when its won