Eurovision

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

I bet Barbara from Germany is a porn star.

 

[happychappy]

Braless

 

[Ruhr]

I bet Barbara from Germany is a porn star.

not exactly, haha

 

[RandomJ]

That Russian bird is gonna be shrivelled up if she keeps bursting into tears at every point she's given.

 

[crooky]

First time n it and Australia are getting more points than us!!

The glory years 2008-2012 are over and the Aussies are back to thrashing us in everything.

We've got the Ashes and the Rugby World Cup later this year.

:/

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

I bet Barbara from Germany is a porn star.

not exactly, haha

Soft porn

 

[crooky]

Need a few points here, just for a bit of buffer to avoid the wooden spoon.

 

[-nibz-]

I wish some mad fucker would do a Columbine on these Euro fuckers. Now that would be TV.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Had it on mute.. have we given our points yet? who did we give 12 to?

 

[RandomJ]

Huh why is a TV chef giving our scores?

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Two fucking points? It would never have happened under Wogan.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Charlie lawson

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Nigella reporting from Tracey Island.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

I do like graham norton he's quite funny

 

[crooky]

Fair play Sweden have pulled this back.

 

[Phil Meup]

Two fucking points? It would never have happened under Wogan.

They must absolutely fkin hate us!
Russia shouldn't even be at the party - fuck off out of Ukraine Putin!

 

[crooky]

We're out the relegation zone lads.

Well played.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Fair play Sweden have pulled this back.

That was nice of them.

 

[crooky]

Pretty cool that the sun hasn't even set in Iceland.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Suzi's back