Ever caught out so called City fans ?

[oakiecokie]

Don`t they just make you smile.Not for the first time I`ve encountered them and I wonder if they would ever use the term "fan" had we still won fuck all over the past 5 seasons ?
Playing dominoes in my local last night we happened to sit next to a couple of oldish guys who saw my City polo shirt and one couldn`t help himself in giving it big time "I was there,there and there when this,this and this happened",when you know its a complete bag of bollocks.
My conclusions finally hit home when one guy,who had moved to Bristol some 30 years ago,came up with ... "ye I was there that day at City when Glyn Pardoe broke his leg ... I used to play crown green bowls at Over Rec with Glyn Pardoe and Alan Oakes ...".
Oh dear,not the best bull shit to come out with,especially when Alan Oakes brother is sat with us and questioned him on other City related facts,which the soft sod couldn`t or didn`t understand.
When I finally revealed to this so called City fan,who Ken (Alans brother) was,excuses galore came tumbling out of his gob and within 5 minutes they fucked off and drank a t the bar.
Don`t you just love `em.
Any one else bumped into bull shitters like this ?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'm always getting caught out.

 

[AkanjisAfro]

Don`t they just make you smile.Not for the first time I`ve encountered them and I wonder if they would ever use the term "fan" had we still won fuck all over the past 5 seasons ?
Playing dominoes in my local last night we happened to sit next to a couple of oldish guys who saw my City polo shirt and one couldn`t help himself in giving it big time "I was there,there and there when this,this and this happened",when you know its a complete bag of bollocks.
My conclusions finally hit home when one guy,who had moved to Bristol some 30 years ago,came up with ... "ye I was there that day at City when Glyn Pardoe broke his leg ... I used to play crown green bowls at Over Rec with Glyn Pardoe and Alan Oakes ...".
Oh dear,not the best bull shit to come out with,especially when Alan Oakes brother is sat with us and questioned him on other City related facts,which the soft sod couldn`t or didn`t understand.
When I finally revealed to this so called City fan,who Ken (Alans brother) was,excuses galore came tumbling out of his gob and within 5 minutes they fucked off and drank a t the bar.
Don`t you just love `em.
Any one else bumped into bull shitters like this ?

Alan lives down my road

 

[Centurions]

Don`t they just make you smile.Not for the first time I`ve encountered them and I wonder if they would ever use the term "fan" had we still won fuck all over the past 5 seasons ?
Playing dominoes in my local last night we happened to sit next to a couple of oldish guys who saw my City polo shirt and one couldn`t help himself in giving it big time "I was there,there and there when this,this and this happened",when you know its a complete bag of bollocks.
My conclusions finally hit home when one guy,who had moved to Bristol some 30 years ago,came up with ... "ye I was there that day at City when Glyn Pardoe broke his leg ... I used to play crown green bowls at Over Rec with Glyn Pardoe and Alan Oakes ...".
Oh dear,not the best bull shit to come out with,especially when Alan Oakes brother is sat with us and questioned him on other City related facts,which the soft sod couldn`t or didn`t understand.
When I finally revealed to this so called City fan,who Ken (Alans brother) was,excuses galore came tumbling out of his gob and within 5 minutes they fucked off and drank a t the bar.
Don`t you just love `em.
Any one else bumped into bull shitters like this ?

Alan lives down my road

Found one Oakie...



;)

 

[East Level 2]

For years we had City fans spouting bollocks about us being top at Christmas before going down against Luton.
You still find the odd clown that believes this.

 

[Bill]

I'm a newish blue but I have done my research in order to make them believe I'm a long time fan. people don't believe I was the driver of the removal van in the move from Hyde road.

 

[oakiecokie]

Don`t they just make you smile.Not for the first time I`ve encountered them and I wonder if they would ever use the term "fan" had we still won fuck all over the past 5 seasons ?
Playing dominoes in my local last night we happened to sit next to a couple of oldish guys who saw my City polo shirt and one couldn`t help himself in giving it big time "I was there,there and there when this,this and this happened",when you know its a complete bag of bollocks.
My conclusions finally hit home when one guy,who had moved to Bristol some 30 years ago,came up with ... "ye I was there that day at City when Glyn Pardoe broke his leg ... I used to play crown green bowls at Over Rec with Glyn Pardoe and Alan Oakes ...".
Oh dear,not the best bull shit to come out with,especially when Alan Oakes brother is sat with us and questioned him on other City related facts,which the soft sod couldn`t or didn`t understand.
When I finally revealed to this so called City fan,who Ken (Alans brother) was,excuses galore came tumbling out of his gob and within 5 minutes they fucked off and drank a t the bar.
Don`t you just love `em.
Any one else bumped into bull shitters like this ?

Alan lives down my road

Found one Oakie...



;)

Hahahah.He must be a rich fucker as I know exactly where Alan lives.

 

[oakiecokie]

I'm a newish blue but I have done my research in order to make them believe I'm a long time fan. people don't believe I was the driver of the removal van in the move from Hyde road.

There is a difference between facts and bull shit Bill.However I do believe you.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

For years we had City fans spouting bollocks about us being top at Christmas before going down against Luton.
You still find the odd clown that believes this.

We were top after three games that season.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Don`t they just make you smile.Not for the first time I`ve encountered them and I wonder if they would ever use the term "fan" had we still won fuck all over the past 5 seasons ?
Playing dominoes in my local last night we happened to sit next to a couple of oldish guys who saw my City polo shirt and one couldn`t help himself in giving it big time "I was there,there and there when this,this and this happened",when you know its a complete bag of bollocks.
My conclusions finally hit home when one guy,who had moved to Bristol some 30 years ago,came up with ... "ye I was there that day at City when Glyn Pardoe broke his leg ... I used to play crown green bowls at Over Rec with Glyn Pardoe and Alan Oakes ...".
Oh dear,not the best bull shit to come out with,especially when Alan Oakes brother is sat with us and questioned him on other City related facts,which the soft sod couldn`t or didn`t understand.
When I finally revealed to this so called City fan,who Ken (Alans brother) was,excuses galore came tumbling out of his gob and within 5 minutes they fucked off and drank a t the bar.
Don`t you just love `em.
Any one else bumped into bull shitters like this ?

Alan lives down my road

Unless he's moved Alan lives on one side and Glyn on the other of the main rd through davenham